13/10/2026
🚨 THE PACKAGING HAS DROPPED. OUR CHILL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. 🚨 Coffee Therapy Co.
The final mockups are HERE, and Coffee Therapy Co. is dangerously close to becoming your favourite daily coping ritual. 👀☕️
We put our personalities on coffee bags. Apparently “tired, sarcastic and slightly overwhelmed” photographs beautifully.
Meet your future cupboard residents:
💗 HOT MESS EXPRESS — Light Roast
Lively, gently fruity, and ready for a morning that’s already gone off the rails. For people who have misplaced their keys while actively holding them.
Light roast. Full chaos.
🪫 RUNNING ON EMPTY — Medium Roast
Smooth and chocolatey. Your dependable daily cup when your battery is at 2% and someone has the audacity to ask what’s for dinner.
💀 DON’T F@ #$ING TALK TO ME YET — Dark Roast
Dark chocolate, lingering fruitiness, and a hint of bitterness. Relatable. This bag is your morning boundary in writing. Please respect the paperwork.
🛠️ THE OPERATOR — Italian Roast
Full-bodied, classic, and very low in acidity. For the person getting things done while muttering “apparently I have to do everything myself.”
Highly skilled. Questionably supervised.
🫶 EMOTIONAL SUPPORT — Espresso
Our dark roast, dressed for your espresso ritual. Dark-chocolate and fruity notes for shots, lattes, and whatever version of “I’m fine” we’re serving today.
Small shot. Big support.
🔥 BECAUSE ADULTING IS HARD — Decaf
Cacao, hints of red fruit, a round body, and natural sweetness. For when you want another coffee but your brain already has enough tabs open.
Decaf coffee. Adulting still required.
Our light, medium, dark, Italian and espresso coffees come from Fazenda Sucuri in Minas Gerais, Brazil, with different roast levels bringing out different personalities. Our decaf comes from producers in Oaxaca and Chiapas, Mexico. All roasted in Montreal and dressed for the chaos. 🇨🇦
Six bags. Six moods. One very caffeinated group chat.
We’re not open just yet—but we are DANGEROUSLY CLOSE. Keep your mugs ready and your eyes here for the launch announcement. 👀
👇 Which bag is coming home with you?