Clumsy Cow Embroidery & Print

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09/09/2026

Sorry for not getting back to enquiries yesterday — I had a bit of a disaster last night! 😅

Dished dinner up, delicious btw 👌 then f**k my luck — I go into the bathroom to get ready for work and there's flooded water all over the floor!
Oh no, you say... it didn't stop there! Off I dash to grab the mop, only to find the kitchen/porch is completely flooded too!!

Needless to say, I got nothing done last night except mopping and moving stuff out of those rooms 🙃 hopefully I can get through enquiring today, — thanks for bearing with me!

08/09/2026

wow guys!! did not expect that kind of response to the Christmas labels, my inbox is absolutely rammed 😅

if I haven't replied yet, I will do later today... just come off a night shift so anything I type right now would basically be gibberish 🤪

thank you so much for all the orders, you're all amazing xx

okay so these are new for this year and I’m a bit obsessed… 🎄6x4 personalised “North Pole Priority Mail” labels — proper...
07/09/2026

okay so these are new for this year and I’m a bit obsessed… 🎄

6x4 personalised “North Pole Priority Mail” labels — proper Santa sack/parcel energy, stick one on any pressie and it instantly looks like it’s travelled from the actual North Pole

packs of 10, 15 or 20, all personalised with ONE name (so grab a pack per kid, not per present… learnt that the hard way 😂), loads of designs to choose from — safari animals, dinosaurs, gingerbread, woodland, candy cane, there’s one for everyone

the “do not open till Dec 25th” bit will absolutely wind the kids up in the best way, and honestly wrapping stresses me out enough already so anything that makes it look effortlessly cute while I’m sat there with sellotape stuck to my fingers is getting used

She’s baaaack 👋 My Etsy shop is finally open again after THE move from hell (why did I think we owned so little stuff, p...
07/09/2026

She’s baaaack 👋 My Etsy shop is finally open again after THE move from hell (why did I think we owned so little stuff, past me was lying).

New product lines dropping over the next few weeks/months, so watch this space.

Link’s below if you fancy a nosy — what would you love to see me add to the shop?

https://clumsycowembroidery.etsy.com

I’ve been keeping a secret 🤫We’ve gone and added not one but TWO new machines to the family... a CO2 laser and a UV pri...
03/09/2026

I’ve been keeping a secret 🤫

We’ve gone and added not one but TWO new machines to the family... a CO2 laser and a UV printer 😍

This means we can now offer:
✨ Direct colour printing – proper vivid, full colour prints
✨ UVDTF transfers
✨ Laser engraving & cutting on wood, acrylic and loads more

Basically our product range is about to get a whole lot bigger and I cannot wait to show you what we’ve been working on behind the scenes 👀

Watch this space... 🩷

04/07/2026

Unpacking: still not done. Pool: going up anyway

Priorities , right🤣. It’s going to take an eternity to fill but I don’t care, I want to sit in it while I “sit looking at the boxes” 😅

Anyone else measure productivity in vibes rather than actual progress? 👇

New wall art sorted for lil miss’s new room ✅ Now I just need to find where the printer disappeared to in the move 😅📦🤣
27/06/2026

New wall art sorted for lil miss’s new room ✅ Now I just need to find where the printer disappeared to in the move 😅📦🤣

19/05/2026

I’m obsessed with our business NFC tags! Say goodbye to carrying a pocket full of business cards! Thank you to for letting us show her business page

16/05/2026

Supposed to be getting ready for a party……… instead I did a thing!🤭…….. emergency contact bag tag! I think this is a brilliant idea for the kids or even vulnerable adults!

16/05/2026

Eekkk I did a thing!!
Emergency contact bag tags.

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