SqwareWear

09/02/2023

Got the keys?

13/12/2022

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5 star review from Alex:

"What a great T-Shirt!! - Love this! I bought this for my niece, as she's a real science geek and she absolutely adores it!

The sizing came up a little small - nothing major - but smaller than expected, so I'd recommend buying a slightly larger size than in the size charts, but otherwise I love it and my niece loves it too!

What a great find!"

https://sqwarewear.com/products/unisex-organic-cotton-t-shirt-slogan-ho-ho-ho-holmium-santa-science

This funny & quirky shirt is a must-have for the holidays. Fun, Quirky, Premium Quality Shirt with 'Ho Ho Ho Holmium: Santa Science' slogan. This hilarious & quirky t-shirt features the 'Ho' (Holmium) element from The Periodic Table of Elements

01/12/2022

Complimentary T-Shirt: You Look Lovely, Today!
Exclusively @ https://sqwarewear.com/products/complimentary-t-shirt-you-look-lovely-today-unisex-organic-cotton-t-shirt

21/11/2022

Our super cool, funny t-shirt is a must have for all you geeks, nerds and science lovers out there!

A great unisex organic cotton t-shirt with "Nerdvana" slogan, based on the Nirvana Logo. The idea for this design came about when a friend asked me to create a geeky t-shirt for her and her husband as a gift. She is an artist who has always been into science and she wanted a shirt that was based on the nirvana logo which is already quite nerdy! I made it up in their size, they loved it and so here's the result!

The Nirvana style logo has been flipped with a subtle twist for this light-hearted organic cotton T-Shirt. Wear it with pride or as a conversation piece. Either way, you’ll be comfortable knowing that you’re wearing a quality tee.

Represent what you know best in life: science! Nerdvana is based on the Nirvana logo and represents a nerd's paradise where everything is nerdy and cool at the same time! Be proud of your intelligence and passion for science with this funny shirt design.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

https://sqwarewear.com/products/unisex-organic-cotton-t-shirt-with-nerdvana-slogan-based-on-the-nirvana-logo

21/11/2022

We think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Featuring the slogan: "All Food Must Go To The Lab For Testing", we think you'll love this fun, science-based, and really cute, design.

Only the best food will do for our labs, which is why they taste-test everything. See what we mean? -- our Labrador eating a burger.

This dog's job is a tough one: he has to taste test all of the food. Making sure it's all tested for safety, our Labrador wears a pair of safety goggles and a lab coat.

His favorite thing is jogging on the beach and going for a swim, so don't forget to keep him hydrated - this T-Shirt will help buy him his favorite drink - a cup of tea!

Help your favorite canine scientist in his research by buying this T-Shirt and supporting him. He will thank you for it. Buying this t-shirt is the cheapest way to get introduced.

https://sqwarewear.com/products/unisex-organic-cotton-t-shirt-all-food-must-go-to-the-lab-for-testing-labrador-eating-a-burger

21/11/2022

What a great way to show your love for science, whilst showing your sense of humor.

Featuring the slogan:
"I Wear This T-Shirt Periodically..." with a picture of the world-renowned Periodic Table of Elements emblazoned across the chest.

Not only is this a great gift for your family and friends, but it also makes a fun gift for yourself. It's fun, it's geeky, and it's a great way to stay warm. Made from 100% organic cotton, you can be sure that this shirt is made with the best of intentions. The vibrant design is sure to turn heads as you make your way through the shopping mall. This fun shirt has a great slogan that is sure to make everyone laugh. Anyone with a science brain, will surely give you admiring looks Lightweight and soft, it's perfect for wearing in the middle of winter.

https://sqwarewear.com/products/unisex-organic-cotton-t-shirt-slogan-i-wear-this-t-shirt-periodically

21/11/2022

Let your geeky side come out and show off how much you love SQL. This unisex t-shirt features the classic SQL query "SELECT * FROM PEOPLE WHERE BEHAVIOUR = 'NICE'" emblazoned across the chest.

It's based on the very famous song, "Santa Claus is Coming to Town", but with a very unique and specific nerdy SQL Server twist! Any SQL or coding geek will get a blast from wearing this T-Shirt! You can be sure no-one else will be wearing anything like it and it's sure to get some admiring looks!

The full-text reads:
"He's making a table."
"He's sorting it twice."
"SELECT * FROM PEOPLE WHERE BEHAVIOUR = 'NICE'"
"SQL CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOWN!"

It's the perfect way to express your geeky side without breaking the bank. This t-shirt is made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton and is a total must-have. It's high-quality, super comfy, and best of all—eco-friendly.

https://sqwarewear.com/products/unisex-organic-cotton-t-shirt-sql-clause-is-coming-to-town-1

21/11/2022

We would love to hear from you. What are your favourite things about being unique? What do you think makes our brand special? What do you think of our products? Do you have a favourite?

We're always open to hearing your suggestions, so feel free to let us know what you'd like to see from us!

https://sqwarewear.com/products/unisex-jersey-short-sleeve-tee-slogan-oh-chemistree

21/11/2022

We have the most unique and funny designs - we have some very tongue-in-cheek designs, with funny slogans that cater to anyone who's a little bit... unconventional... in their tastes 🥸

You know who you are! 😉

https://sqwarewear.com/products/unisex-organic-cotton-t-shirt-ah-arrhenium-the-element-of-surprise

21/11/2022

We put 100% love and dedication into our designs and hope you like them as much as we do! 🥰

We love all things that can be nerded over (yes, that's a real term! 😆) geeked out to (that's a real term too!) and generally gawked over,

We're all about the quirky, the techie, the engineer, the boffin, the mathematician, the mad scientist, or, basically anyone that has an insane compulsion, or unhealthy obsession for something a little... unconventional. (actually, we think everyone else is a bit weird for not being weird!)

So, if your think-noodle is tingling for some really cool stuff, then visit our website now!

https://sqwarewear.com/products/unisex-organic-cotton-t-shirt-unisex-jersey-short-sleeve-tee-slogan-complimentary-t-shirt-you-look-lovely-today