26/10/2026
ππ OH FOR FU*KS SAKEβ¦ CHRISTMAS?! ALREADY?! ππ
Itβs bloody HALLOWEEN, you festive little psychopaths. ππ
The pumpkins π arenβt even mouldering on the doorstep yet and some of you impatient gits are already banging on about CHRISTMAS π
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Sooooo, because Iβm clearly a soft touch with absolutely no backbone whatsoever, I HAVE CAVED. π€¦ββοΈπ
I have begrudgingly dragged my Christmas moulds out of storage β some old, some new, some Iβd genuinely hoped I would never see again β I actually have more than i thought π as we donβt really do a lot here, but Iβm preparing to unleash the festive resin chaos upon you all π
YES, YOU HAPPY LITTLE CHRISTMAS GREMLINS, YOUβVE WON ππππ
The tinsel can fu*k off for another five minutes, but the moulds are out, the resin is ready, and my sanity has officially left the building. π€£
Keep your eyes peeled π for whatβs comingβ¦ there may be rude gifts, filthy little surprises, and enough festive sarcasm to get me blacklisted by Santa Claus himself. πππ
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But please π guys remember β¬οΈ
ITβS STILL FU*KING OCTOBER. π lets enjoy this holiday first π i havenβt finished being a miserable Halloween witch π§ yet π₯Ή
π NOW DO TELL MEβ¦ WHAT CHRISTMAS S**T DO YOU WANT TO SEE FIRST? β¬οΈ