03/02/2026
Eat your greens… or else. 🥦😬
This isn’t wellness culture, it’s vegetable vengeance.
Meet our unhinged broccoli mascot mid-rampage, eyes bulging, teeth sunk deep into a terrified cauliflower, absolutely done with being ignored on the plate.
Loud. Chaotic. Aggressively funny.
For anyone who’s ever been told to “just try it” one too many times.
Available now. Wear at your own risk.