Alves WittyToons

24/08/2026

04/08/2026

01/05/2026

"Alarm बजता है… Aur Main Ignore करता हूँ 😎 Subah ka sabse bada jhoot… 😏"

"Subah ka sabse bada jhoot kya hai? 😏
👉 ‘Bas 5 minute aur…’

Aur wahi 5 minute… 😴
👉 5 HOURS ban jaata hai! 💀

Alarm bajta hai… hum band kar dete hain.
Sapne chalu… life band! 😂

Phir jab aankh khulti hai—
📚 Class gayi
💼 Kaam gaya
😵 Life ka system hi hang!

Sach batao… tum bhi roz ye crime karte ho na? 😜👇
TAG your ‘5 minute gang’ friends 🔥

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28/04/2026

Raat 2 Baje Dimag Ka Overthinking Mode ON! 🧠🌙

Din bhar sab thik rehta hai... but raat 2 baje hote hi dimag starts its own cinema! 😵
"10 bochor age oi kotha keno bollam?"
"Jodi dinosaur abar fire ashe?"
Ei late night overthinking er sathe jara relate korte paro, tader jonno ei reel! 😂🌙
Tag that friend je raat hole philosopher hoye jai!

27/04/2026

Mom Calling vs Mobile Addiction 😂📱 | Every Kid Can relate
Mummy ka sirf ek call aur hum ignore kar dete hain...
Lekin 3 baar bula diya toh game over! 😅
Ye hai har ghar ki relatable story — Mom vs Phone battle!

Agar aap bhi phone use karte karte mummy ki daant kha chuke ho, toh ye reel aapke liye hai! 😂
Tag your friends who do this every day!

26/04/2026

Friend Borrow Money 💸 | “Kal De Dunga” Ka Sabse Bada Scam!

Dost jab paise maangta hai,
toh bada emotional hoke bolta hai—
"Bhai, bas kal de dunga... pakka!" 💸🤝

Lekin wo "kal" aaj tak nahi aata! 😭

Aur jab paise wapas maango,
toh ulta bolta hai—
"Kya tu mujhpe bharosa nahi karta?" 😂

Bhai bharosa toh hai,
par jo wallet ka balance uda gaya, uska kya? 😆

Udhar dekar aaj khud udhar maangne ki situation aa gayi hai!

Agar tumhara bhi koi aisa dost hai jo
“kal de dunga” bolke गायब हो जाता है,
toh usse tag karo! 🤣

25/04/2026

WiFi Password Hunt 📶 | Guest Ban Ke Sabse Pehla Sawaal! 😂

Kisi ke ghar guest banke jao aur log puchte hain—
"Thanda loge ya garam?" 😄

Lekin dil ke andar sirf ek hi awaaz aati hai—
"Bhai, WiFi password bata do pehle!" 📶😂

Internet ke bina toh aisa lagta hai jaise
life hi ruk gayi ho!

Khana baad mein bhi chalega,
lekin WiFi password turant chahiye! 🤣

Agar tum bhi guest banke sabse pehle WiFi password maangte ho, toh ye reel tumhare liye hai!

Tag that friend jo kisi ke ghar jaate hi WiFi connect karta hai! 😆

24/04/2026

Charging Drama 🔋 | 1% Battery Aur Zindagi Ka Last Moment! 😂

Phone ki battery jaise hi 1% pe aati hai,
aisa lagta hai jaise zindagi ke aakhri pal chal rahe hain! 😵📱

Saansen ruk jaati hain, haath kaapne lagte hain,
aur charger na mile toh panic level 100% ho jaata hai! ⚡😂

Us waqt bas ek hi feeling hoti hai—
"Phone nahi... meri life discharge ho rahi hai!" 😭🔋

Agar tum bhi 1% battery pe emotional damage feel karte ho, toh ye reel tumhare liye hai! 😆

Tag that friend jo 1% battery pe ICU patient ban jaata hai! 😂