19/09/2023
Laugh jhoor π
1... Imagine my landlord is asking for my own pen π to write my own quick notice
πabi I dey madπ€£
2. Thieves broke into my apartment and found nothing, so they started beating me, telling me to work harder.
Can you just imagine?π€π€
3. When you and bae are fighting and she decides to sleep nak*d that night.
Please is that not witchcraft?π€
4. Will you fall in love with me jejely or should I use Juju?
Yes you, I'm asking the girl reading this po
5. The same blessing I rushed out with a seed of N20k, this pastor later reduced it to N500.
Life is so unfair.π€·π€·π€·
6. She refused to date you right?.. My brother relax.. Just ask her sister to be ur gf Guys receive senseπππΆπΆ
7. Last night I slept and saw myself in Canada, tonight I'm going to bed with my bags.πΆπΆππ
8. Some ladies will be like "I'm praying to God to give me my own man.. But if it pleases Him to give me another woman's man, who am I to argue?" ππ²π²
9. Your boyfriend of over 10 years propose to you and youβre acting surprised.
My sister what were you expecting him to do?
Dump you?π€π€π€
10. If she says "Tell me more about yourself", my brother just know she wants to know if you are working or not.
We know all these tactics.ππ
11. I wonder why most people frown their face when you want to join them in the front seat of a taxi, like say na their birthright.
Bros shift joor!!.π π π π π
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12. Hello everyone! I have a big goat for sale, it's just N4k. Please if you dey come, come at night o.. because people in my area no like my success.
Thank youπ€·π€·
13. You are trying to go without reacting π heaven is far from you ππ€¦ββοΈ
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