10/11/2014
Laff mataz:
Akpos is having a snack of BREAD AND
JAM when an American man CHUCKLING
CHEWING GUM, sits
down next to him. He ignores the
American who,
nevertheless, starts a conversation.
American: “You African folks eat the
whole bread??”
Akpos (in a bad mood): “Of course.”
American: “We don’t. In the States, we
only eat what’s inside. The crusts we
collect in a container, recycle it,
transform them into croissants and
export them to Africa.”
The American has a smirk on his face.
Akpos listens in silence.
The American persists: “D’ya eat jelly
with the bread??”
Akpos : “Of Course.” American: “We
don’t. In the States we eat fresh fruit for
breakfast, then we put
all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in
containers, recycle them, transform
them into jam and export them to
Africa .”
Akpos ( pi**ed of) then asks: “Do you
have s*x in America?”
“Why of course we do”, the American
says with a
big smirk.
Akpos : And what do you do with the
condoms once you’ve used them?”
American: “We throw them away, of
course.”
Akpos : “We don’t. In Africa, we put them
in a container, recycle them, melt them
down into chewing gum and export them
to America!!”
Abeg, who killed it??
