Salama Bridals

21/11/2021

For sells and rentals of brand new luxury wedding gowns of different sizes and shapes!

20/11/2021

Before we change the group's name, have this last post/fun

20/11/2021

Good day esteemed members.

This is to inform you that we are changing the group to a Business one (Salama Bridals).
We sincerely apologise and kindly feel free to exit if you are not comfortable with the change.

Thank you all.

17/12/2019

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18/12/2015

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his p***s covered with bright green and purple spots.Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it".The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc".The doctor answers: "I'm sorry,there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your p***s".The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice".The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his p***s and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very lare disease".The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what we can do? MyAmerican doctor wants to operate and amputate my p***s?"The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate!""Oh, Thank God!", the man replies."Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait another couple of weeks. P***s fall off by itself!

03/04/2015

Doctor's Visit

A pretty young woman, visiting her new doctor for the first time, found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began un******ng nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.

Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his n**e patient up and down carefully.

"Miss Jones," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never had an eye examination."

Received from Clean Laffs.

31/03/2015

Flat Tire

A guy discovered that he had a flat tire and pulled to the curb. He realized that he had stopped in front of the local mental health sanitarium when a patient ambled up to the fence and began teasing him.

He ignored the patient's catcalls and insults while he carefully took each lug nut off and placed it in the hubcap as he removed the tire. While trying to install the spare, he inadvertently knocked the hubcap, which spilled the lugs and all five nuts fell into the nearby storm sewer, falling beyond his reach.

The patient howled with laughter as the guy, at the end of his patience, began to vent about being stuck there until a tow truck could arrive. The patient told him, "I can help you."

The guy glared at him and said, "Sure you can."

The patient said, "No, really, I can help."

The guy reluctantly asked how. The deranged patient then said, "Take one nut off of the other three tires and put the spare on with three lugs. Then you can safely drive to a garage for the other nuts and get your tire fixed."

The guy thanked him and asked, "How did a guy like you ever think that one up?"

To which the asylum patient replied, "Well, I'm just crazy, not stupid!"

Received from Timothy Anger.

05/02/2015

09/01/2015

Cheap Aid

Morris realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.

"How much do they cost?" he asked the salesperson.

"That depends," he said. "They run from $2.00 to $2,000."

"Let's see the $2.00 model," said Morris the miser.

The salesperson put the device around Morris' neck. "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructed.

"How does it work?" asked Morris.

"For $2.00 it doesn't work," the salesperson replied. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!"

Received from Pastor Tim.

06/01/2015

Duck Hunting

Three doctors are in a duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, "Looks like a duck, flies like a duck ... it's probably a duck." He shoots at it but misses, and the bird flies away.

The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then looks through the pages of a bird manual and says, "Hmmmm ... green wings, yellow bill, quacking sound ... might be a duck." He raises his gun to shoot it, but the bird is long gone.

A third bird flies over. The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking, brings the bird down, and turns to the pathologist and says, "Go see if that was a duck."

Received from ArcaMax Jokes.

01/07/2014

A guy walks into a bar, approaches the barman, and asks, "Could I have a pint of Less, please?".
"I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?".
"I've no idea," replies the guy. "The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less."