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Stay prepared 😎😎😎
23/11/2025

Stay prepared 😎😎😎

Happy Sunday From here Stay D@ngerous and Stay Safe
23/11/2025

Happy Sunday From here
Stay D@ngerous and Stay Safe

Something must K!ll a Man
22/11/2025

Something must K!ll a Man

I am shocked that people are shocked that the WhatsApp communication between the general and his team was leaked.Let me ...
21/11/2025

I am shocked that people are shocked that the WhatsApp communication between the general and his team was leaked.

Let me tell you something, there is no secret on WhatsApp. Once you hit that send button, whether it's a voice note, text, image or audio, consider it public information.

Information secrecy is the backbone of war and every military operation. When I was studying cryptography, which is the science of concealing information from unwanted party, I had to study the second world war extensively because in the heart of the second world war, like any war was cryptography, the Germans created a cryptic machine known as the enigma machine. A Polish mathematician known as Alan Turin created the Turin Machine that could break virtually any code and that was how the Germans were defeated.

WhatsApp is not in any way something that should come up in a conversation at the theatre of war. As a matter of fact, if I should be the Chief of Defence Staff, no soldier will enter the battle field with his personal mobile device. If you are captured or killed or you lose your device in the battle field and your enemy gets hold of it, imagine the amount of information they will get.

Now the dead general's phone is with the terrorist. Just imagine the amount of information they will have access to, battle plans, logistics, weapons inventory and so on. A Brigadier commands a brigade. A brigade consists of 2 to 5 battalions. One battalion consists of anything between 500 to 1,000 men. So we are talking of roughly 1,500 to 5,000 soldiers under his command. They probably have WhatsApp groups, he has back and forth text messaging with them on very sensitive tactical situations.

Upon all that, they have access to soldiers they can recruit as informants and saboteurs for a price. How much are we paying our soldiers? How well are they fed? How about their wives and kids? A few thousands and he will cave in. His wife is either pregnant or just gave birth, he needs to pay medical bills.
May the LORD help us in this country.
I wish one day we will be free.
My Prayers is for God to keep on protecting us.

These terrorists are not Muslims”That’s true I agree with you totally.“These terrorists do not represent Islam”That’s al...
21/11/2025

These terrorists are not Muslims”
That’s true I agree with you totally.

“These terrorists do not represent Islam”
That’s also true I agree with you totally.

But I have 5 crucial questions for you:
1. Why is it that only Islamic Sheikhs defend, advocate and speak for these terrorists? (If they truly don’t represent Islam).

2. Why is it that when it comes to “negotiations”, it is always Islamic sheikhs who speak on behalf of these terrorists? (If they don’t truly represent Islam)

3. Why is it that when the terrorists are told to nominate advocates or intermediaries for them, they always nominate Islamic sheikhs?

4. Why is it that anytime there is criticism of jihadist terrorism, a lot of lunatic Muslims deliberately frame it as an attack on all Muslims? (Even though we all know it is only an attack on terrorist extremists)

5. Finally, why is it that when the issue of jihadist Islamic terrorism is discussed, a lot of “moderate” Muslims say nothing even while the lunatic barbaric extremists slaughter, kidnap and murder in the name of Islam? Why is it difficult to condemn terrorists if you truly know they don’t represent you or what you believe?

In conclusion:
To be clear, I do not think all Muslims are evil. I am NOT saying all Muslims are evil. I know many decent Muslims. I only have questions about some puzzling observations and I hope a honest person can at least ponder on them.

You don’t have to answer. You only need to think.
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Just when I decided to be quiet today, terrorists invaded a catholic school, kidnapping dozens of students AGAIN!
21/11/2025

Just when I decided to be quiet today, terrorists invaded a catholic school, kidnapping dozens of students AGAIN!

THIS COUNTRY IS GONE I just watched a live video of bandits negotiating openly with a Local Government Chairman in Katsi...
21/11/2025

THIS COUNTRY IS GONE
I just watched a live video of bandits negotiating openly with a Local Government Chairman in Katsina… and I sincerely wept. 💔😭

At this point, it’s clear that our leaders have failed us in the most heartbreaking way.

When criminals can boldly go live to negotiate, it tells you how deeply insecurity has eaten into the system.

Kai Jamaa🤔🤔
this is not the Nigeria we deserve.

We cannot continue like this. Citizens are living in fear, communities are being displaced, and the people meant to protect us are turning security into a public spectacle.

Nigeria needs to tackle insecurities not empty promises.
We deserve leaders who value human lives, who prioritize safety, and who understand that insecurity is not content for negotiation but a national emergency.

May Nigeria not happen to us again.
May our voices bring the change we desperately need. 🇳🇬✊🏽
Uren Matamba

🔥💔 ₦4.9 TRILLION SPENT ON SECURITY 😡💰 — BUT TERRORISTS STILL ATTACK CHURCHES 😭🙏 — CITIZENS STILL HELPLESS 🆘🇳🇬 💣🚨My peopl...
21/11/2025

🔥💔 ₦4.9 TRILLION SPENT ON SECURITY 😡💰 — BUT TERRORISTS STILL ATTACK CHURCHES 😭🙏 — CITIZENS STILL HELPLESS 🆘🇳🇬 💣🚨

My people, this matter is painful and confusing. Nigeria has spent ₦4.91 TRILLION on “security” this year, but look around… are we safer? No. 😔💔

Even with all this money, innocent people were attacked in a church in Kwara State. We all saw the video — Christians running, crying, shouting for help. It looked like genocide, and still no rescue came. 😭🙏

Now look at how the money was shared in 2025:

🔹 Army:
– ₦19.2 billion for drones
– ₦14.4 billion for 4×4 vehicles & MRAPs
– ₦23.5 billion for arms
– ₦22.2 billion for ammunition

🔹 Air Force:
– ₦39.5 billion for 6 attack helicopters (T-129) + weapons + spare parts

🔹 Navy:
– ₦514.4 million for 80 assault boats
– ₦363.4 million for 30 NSS boats with gun mounts

🔹 Office of the National Security Adviser (NSA):
– ₦690.8 billion

🔹 Intelligence Sector Total:
– ₦595 billion

🔹 Ministry of Interior:
– ₦1.11 trillion

🔹 Police / Police Affairs:
– ₦1.31 trillion

My question is simple: with all this money, where is the result? 😡🔥

We don’t see new police patrol vehicles.

We don’t see drones in action.

We don’t see helicopters responding to attacks.

We don’t see modern equipment.

Our soldiers are still trekking inside the bush, crossing water without boots or boats. 😢💧

Terrorists are even increasing their attacks across Nigeria. 🚨💣

So what exactly are we paying for?
Where is the equipment?
Where is the coordination between Army, Air Force, Navy?
Why are citizens still dying like this? 😢🇳🇬

Nigeria doesn’t need another promise.
We need real action, real security, and real accountability.
Our lives matter. Our communities matter. Our children matter. 🙏

🔥💔

Funny moments that will make your day 😂🤣😄
20/11/2025

Funny moments that will make your day 😂🤣😄

Three University students dodged exam because they did not study They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using gr...
19/11/2025

Three University students dodged exam because they did not study They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease, then went to see the Lecturer” Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to the exam.

We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down and we became so dirty as you can see".

The Lecturer understood and gave them three days to prepare. After three days, they went to the Lecturer very ready for the exam because they had studied.

The Lecturer decided to put them in three separate classes with only four questions in the exam paper as follows:

1. Who got married? (25 marks)
2. Where was the reception held? (25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car break down?
(25mks)
4.What type of car broke down? (25mks)

Marking scheme: your answers must be the same.!!!
As we speak, they are still in the exam hall writing! 😂😂

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