Real Mesmerize

30/10/2018

Wooooooooooooooooooooow, It's been
21years of unbroken friendship
21years of unbroken bond
21years of intimacy
21years of togetherness
21years of undying affection
21years of passionate love
21years of honeybunchness
21years of sacrificial love
21years of supportive Union
21years of tiredless service
21years of hand in hand walk with God
21years of true love.
celebrate my spiritual father and mother, Rev & Pst(Mrs) Ntia I. Ntia as they mark 21years in marriage on 1st November

28/07/2017

Why do banks attach ropes to their pen?
If we can trust them with our money, they should trust us with their pen

02/05/2017

Cute kids

29/03/2017

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Real Mesmerize

17/10/2016

Waiting for someone
To make you happy
Is the best way to be sad.

16/10/2016

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Son: Dad, I want to get married
Dad: First, tell me you are sorry
Son: For what?
Dad: Say sorry
Son: But for what? What did I do?
Dad: Just say sorry
Son: But...What have I done wrong?
Dad: I said, say sorry
Son: Why???
Dad: Say Sorry!!
Son: Please... Just tell me why?!
Dad: Say sorry...
Son: OK Dad, I am sorry
Dad: Uhun... you've just qualified for marriage.
When you learn to say sorry for no reason at all,
then you are ready to get married!

I can never forget this, It was in Rev Omar Pela's church.
He told a story of how on a particular morning, his wife stormed into the room with a moody
look on her face.. Being a gentleman, he asked, sweetheart what's wrong? She said, nothing!
(you know when a lady tells you...nothing!).

So he impressed further, You don't sound fine dear... She replied, I said I'm fine! He said at that moment he tried to replay in his head, if there was any misunderstanding previously... He couldn't remember any. So, not to cause any
tension at home, he decided to continue his study in church office...
As he picked the car keys to leave, the wife blurted.. So you are going to leave without showing concern or care.
He said at that point he was angry and
shouted... Did I not ask you? What else do you want me to do... So he slammed the door and left.

On getting to the car downstairs about to start the car... The Holy spirit asked him, if someone passes by now and mistakenly hit his leg on a stone, what would you say? He replied, I will tell
the person sorry. The Holy spirit asked again, did you cause the person to hit his leg on the stone?
He said no! Then why would you say sorry for what you didn't cause?
He said instantly he got the message the Holy spirit was trying to pass across, that you don't have to be the cause to say sorry.

So he got back upstairs, his wife looking at him angrily... Then he said, sweetheart I'm sorry...
She just wrapped her arm around him and sobs.
What a wonder!
He said, he was left speechless
and wondering...

Dear friends, stop justifying yourself. Can you just tell him/her you are sorry even if it was your partner's fault? I am "SORRY" can make that relationship work!
May God bless you in Jesus name

16/10/2016

A lady who was a deadly professional pr******te, she did prostitution for a living and had a lot of customers around. She knew that no man will never accept her as a wife, so she went to a hospital and told the doctor to remove her womb so that she will no longer be coming for abortions. After some years, someone introduced the to her and immediately, she gave her life to and started working in the church and became .
As time went by, one of the Pastors called her and said "my sister, the spoke to me that you are my wife, i want to marry you". The lady smiled and said Brother, the didn't tell you anything or maybe you didn't hear him clearly, go back because I'm not even planning to marry any man. The man came back and said to her again " the said that you are my wife". The lady smiled and narrated her story to him. The man still insisted to marry her and she told the Pastor, 'I don't have a womb, I removed it after several abortions, but the pastor still insisted. The Lord said you are my wife. So, they got married. Not too long after some months, she became pregnant. The lady and the man went to the hospital were her womb was removed, the doctor thought she was coming for another business, but the lady told the doctor , I'm pregnant and i have come to your hospital to register. The doctor was shocked, with laughter he said, you told me to remove your womb. You can no longer have children. But, the lady told him it is of GOD that she's pregnant. The doctor conducted a pregnancy test which showed that she was one month pregnant. Out of disbelief and tears, the doctor said, please, show me your God, I want to worship Him. After nine months, the lady gave birth to a set of twin baby boys.
IT WAS THE GRACE, FAVOUR AND MERCY OF GOD that the pr******te could have twin.
Therefore, I decree upon your life that whatsoever that has or might have damaged in your life, in your body, in your skills, your career, your academics, your business, AS YOU TYPE AMEN TO THIS PRAYER IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME, AMEN.
My brothers & sisters, God still do this kind of miracles...

15/10/2016

A certain family was having dinner, and their six year old girl Joy started telling a story...
: On my way back from school, I saw dad with a girl...
: Shut up! Don't talk with food in your mouth!
: No no no. Let her talk...
: Dad, you went in to the bush, I followed you and you started kissing and undressed her and then!!
: And then what baby? Say it, I'll get you a bunch of chocolate.
: They started doing what you did with uncle Daniel when dad was not around.
: Shut up, your dad has told you not to talk with food in your mouth. Stupid child. No table manners!!!

15/10/2016

Dear Umaru Musa Yar'Adua,
When you were around we called you: The BAD one. The SLOW ONE. The SICK ONE.

Yes, you were sick, in fact, sick all through your administration. We all cried for your resignation at the height of your sickness. Cursing you, your first lady and your supporters (The first set of Cabals).

Asking you to die if you want to die and allow the man with all the Goodluck in this world to lead us.

We forgot that even though you were sick, you were the first Governor to have ever declared his assets publicly and you remained the only President in the history of Nigeria to have ever declare his assets publicly.

We conveniently forgot that even though you were gravely sick you were the first president to ever reduced the price of petrol in Nigeria, (From N75 to N70 and later from N70 to N65) and the economy did not collapse like the present leaders are making us believe. You even reversed the sale of our refineries.

We forgot that you didn't afflict yourself with your sickness and so could do very little about it. But we still insisted that you just have to go, so that Nigeria can finally have her chance with Goodluck.

We forgot that even though you were terminally ill, you still succeeded in solving the Niger Delta crisis which you didn't cause, but you found a solution. And even crushed d first Boko Haram uprising and caught its leader.

You gave us rule of Law, Ameachi reclaimed his mandate as Rivers governor, Andy Uba lost in court and was removed as Anambra State's Governor. Oni lost in Ekiti and was removed, Agagu lost in Ondo and was removed, Osunbor lost in Edo and was removed even though they are all
members of your party
(PDP).

Now we have seen what a healthy president has done with the country.

His Excellency President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua, may your Soul Rest in Perfect Peace.

We will forever remember you and your leadership.

Sincerely, share Around If you sincerely Care for the New Change IN Nigeria.

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