Hems By Mide

Hems By Mide HEMS BY MIDE is your ''GIRL NEXT DOOR'' tailor .Your fashion guru that helps you slay at a budget.

14/11/2025

“If you’re my client, just know you’ve paid for a lifetime of sisterhood and full family protection package 😌💅
I catch your husband cheating? I will cause premium trouble on your behalf—even in your absence 😂🔥
But if you now come back to blame me… BOTH of you will collect equally. I no send! 🤣✂️

14/11/2025

“Dear fabric vendors, abeg do us this one favor 😭😂
If you’re importing the fabric, biko import matching thread too!
How will you sell green but give us lemon-lime-neon-electric thread? 🙆🏽‍♀️😂
Tailors are tired of playing color lottery!
Hemsbymide — saving outfits one mismatch at a time.”

14/11/2025

“Tailoring is a malaria-inducing career, I swear 😭😂
One minute I’m fine, the next minute a client says,
‘My zip is doing somehow’ — BOOM! Fever! Malaria symptoms!
Blood pressure gone, blood shortage activated 😩😂
But we still dey deliver like spiritual GPS.
Hemsbymide — your stress-free plug!”

14/11/2025

“Who said you must die on the altar of corsets, blings and ‘drag-me-like-generator’ outfits? 😂
Affordable alternatives dey o — and I made them right here!
Looking good shouldn’t require ICU admission abeg! 💃✨
Come and slay on a budget before your account balance reports you to EFCC 😭🔥
Here is where I made it 👉 Hems by Mayday. Let’s style you without stress!”

13/11/2025

To all these vendors that sell charms for locking men… 😭 please, don’t you people have charms for locking clients too? So that when we say ₦50k, they won’t start pricing ₦10k 😭😭

Because at this point, we need “Pay Exactly What I Said” jazz 😤😂

13/11/2025

😂 “At this point, men negotiate better than women! 😭 They’ll price like proper market women — from ₦50k to ₦15k with full confidence 😭. Tailors, how are we surviving this new era of male bargaining?!”

13/11/2025

“If a client owes you money for a dress and refuses to pay up, no wahala 😌✂️. Just attend their event with your cooler — you’ll collect your balance in jollof rice and chicken portions! 😂💃🏽 Cooler full, belly full, children fed — peace restored! 😭🍗🎉

12/11/2025

“Tailoring is a character-changing, behavior-altering job 😭✂️. You’ll start as a gentle, soft-spoken person… then one month in, you’re barking at threads, growling at clients, and fighting zips like a bulldog 😩😂. This work will test your patience, pride, and prayer life all at once!

12/11/2025

“If you’re looking for a clingy wife, abeg avoid female tailors 😭✂️. We’re already in a full-time relationship with our sewing machines! 😂 One minute you’re talking, next minute we’re arguing with zips and chasing clients for balance 😩💅🏽. Emotional attachment? Only to fabrics, darling! 😌🧵

12/11/2025

“What do I do for a living? I turn ordinary fabrics into extraordinary slay! 😌✂️ From weddings to owambes to casual slay days — I’ve got you covered in style and precision. Don’t just scroll by oh, come in and check out what I do for a living… you might just find your next favorite outfit right here 👗💃🏽✨

Address

1 Adebayo Street
Ifako Agege
101232

Opening Hours

Monday 09:00 - 18:00
Tuesday 09:00 - 18:00
Wednesday 09:00 - 18:00
Thursday 09:00 - 18:00
Friday 09:00 - 18:00
Saturday 09:00 - 18:00

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