Aisho8 comedy

20/10/2026

🤣🤣 THEY MADE A BIG MISTAKE GIVING ME THIS POULTRY! 🐔😂
They brought 100 chickens to the poultry and said, “Aisho8, your job is to look after these chickens. But there is one special instruction: any chicken that becomes sick, you should eat it so it won’t infect the others.” 😁😂
My people, I took this instruction very seriously! 🤣🤣
One day, I saw one chicken looking somehow… I said, “Ah! This one is sick!” 🍗😂
The next day, another one started behaving strangely. I said, “This one too? Let me obey the instruction!” 🤣🤣
Before I knew what was happening, I had eaten 95 chickens, and only 5 chickens remained! 😭😂🐔
Now the owner has arrived and is asking me, “Aisho8, where are the other 95 chickens?” 😳
I told him, “Oga, I swear to God, I have been following your instructions! All 95 chickens were sick! Even these five remaining ones are looking at me somehow. I suspect they are not feeling fine too!” 🤣🤣🤣🍗
PLEASE, WHO IS WRONG HERE? 😂😂
The owner who gave me the instruction? 🤔
Me, who obeyed the instruction? 🤣
Or the chickens that refused to stay healthy? 😭🐔😂
Abeg, if you were in my shoes, what would you do? 😂👇
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19/10/2026

Aisho8’s Honest Opinion on the Reported Ex*****on of Two Bangladeshis in Saudi Arabia
IS THIS JUSTICE, OR IS THERE MORE TO THIS STORY? 🤔💔
Reports circulating about the ex*****on of two Bangladeshi nationals in Saudi Arabia have raised serious questions and concerns around the world.
According to reports, the two individuals were executed after being convicted of an alleged immoral act in Mecca. However, the viral claim that they were a married couple executed simply because of a forehead kiss has not been independently verified.
Before we judge anyone, we need to know the truth. What exactly happened? What evidence was presented in court? Were the accused given a fair trial? And why did Bangladesh's consular officials reportedly say they were not informed about the ex*****ons beforehand?
These are serious questions that deserve clear answers.
Every human life matters. Even when someone is accused or convicted of a crime, justice should be transparent, the evidence should be examined carefully, and the law should be applied fairly.
A mosque is a sacred place that deserves respect. At the same time, we should not spread unverified stories or claim that someone was executed for a particular act when the available evidence does not establish that fact.
Let us seek the truth before passing judgment. We should respect religion without spreading misinformation, and we should support justice without ignoring the value of human life.
If the allegations are true, the public deserves to understand the full circumstances of the case. If the viral story is false or incomplete, people also deserve to know the truth.
May Allah guide humanity towards justice, wisdom, mercy, and understanding. 🤲🏿
WHAT IS YOUR OPINION? Should governments provide more transparency when foreign nationals face the death penalty, especially when their families and home countries may not know the full circumstances?
Let's discuss this respectfully in the comments. 👇🏿
— Aisho8 Comedy 🇳🇬🌍

19/10/2026

Find the difference between these two crowns

19/10/2026

🙏🏿🤲🏿 DEAR PARENTS, YOU WILL NEVER BE ABSENT WHEN YOUR CHILDREN BECOME SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE! ❤️
Dear parents, no matter how difficult life may be for you today, never give up on your children. The sacrifices you are making now, the sleepless nights, the prayers, the struggles, the hunger you sometimes endure, and the opportunities you sacrifice just to give your children a better future will never be forgotten. 🙏🏿❤️
One day, when your children become successful in life, your names will be mentioned with pride. When they build beautiful houses, buy cars, achieve their dreams, and become people of great importance in society, they will remember the hands that raised them, the people who stood by them when nobody else believed in them, and the parents who gave them everything they could, even when they had little or nothing.
Dear parents, your present situation does not determine your children's future. You may be struggling financially today, but tomorrow, your children may become the reason your family smiles again. You may be living in a small house today, but one day, your children may build a home that will bring happiness to the entire family. Never underestimate the power of a parent's love, prayers, guidance, and sacrifice. 🤲🏿
To every father working tirelessly to provide for his family, may God strengthen you. To every mother sacrificing her comfort for the happiness of her children, may God reward you abundantly. To every parent who cries silently because of the challenges of raising children, may your tears turn into tears of joy. 🙏🏿❤️
And to the children who are reading this, please remember that your parents will not be with you forever. Appreciate them while they are still alive. Call them, check on them, respect them, pray for them, and make them proud. Do not wait until they are gone before you realise the value of their sacrifices.
Success is beautiful, but making your parents enjoy the fruits of their labour while they are still alive is one of life's greatest blessings. Don't allow your parents to suffer all their lives only for you to start celebrating them when they can no longer hear your voice or enjoy your success.
May Almighty God bless every struggling parent, protect our children, guide them on the right path, and grant them success that will bring honour, peace, and happiness to their families. May our parents live long enough to witness our breakthroughs and enjoy the rewards of their sacrifices. Aṣẹ! Amin! 🤲🏿❤️
💬 NOW, MY DEAR FOLLOWERS, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION:
If God blesses you with success today, what is the FIRST thing you would do for your parents? ❤️🙏🏿
1️⃣ Build them a beautiful house 🏠
2️⃣ Buy them a car 🚘
3️⃣ Give them enough money to enjoy life 💰
4️⃣ Take them on a special trip ✈️
5️⃣ Give them the best care and comfort while they are alive ❤️
Drop your answer in the comment section. Let's hear your thoughts! 👇🏿👇🏿
May we all become successful enough to wipe away our parents' tears and replace their struggles with happiness. 🙏🏿🤲🏿❤️
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17/10/2026

I was too busy these days
Hand work loading........

17/10/2026

11/10/2026

Happy Sunday

03/10/2026

Hummmm 😄😄😄

01/10/2026

THE BITTER TRUTH TO NIGERIAN LEADERS 🇳🇬
I am only wishing you a HAPPY NEW MONTH, not Independence Day.
As we enter another month, I want to speak directly to our leaders—not with hatred, but with the bitter truth that many ordinary Nigerians are already living every single day.
Nigeria is blessed with enormous human and natural resources, yet too many citizens are struggling to afford food, pay rent, transport themselves, keep their businesses alive, and provide for their families.
The reality is painful.
Food is expensive. Transportation is expensive. Electricity is unreliable. Businesses are struggling. Jobs are difficult to find. Young Nigerians are losing hope.
While some people are discussing political positions and privileges, millions of ordinary Nigerians are thinking about what they will eat tomorrow.
A mother is worrying about school fees.
A father is struggling to pay rent.
A trader is sitting in the market without customers.
A small business owner is watching the cost of materials rise every day.
A young person is searching everywhere for a decent opportunity.
This is the bitter truth: Nigeria cannot truly progress when ordinary citizens are constantly struggling to survive.
Our leaders must remember that political power is not a personal possession. It is a responsibility entrusted to them by the people.
Nigerians are not asking for miracles. We are asking for good governance, accountability, security, affordable living, reliable electricity, better roads, functioning institutions, jobs, and an environment where honest work can actually provide a decent life.
We love Nigeria. 🇳🇬
But loving Nigeria should not mean keeping silent when things are wrong.
A citizen can love his country and still question government policies.
A citizen can respect leadership and still demand accountability.
A citizen can pray for Nigeria and still tell the truth about what Nigerians are experiencing.
Dear Nigerian leaders, please remember the ordinary people.
Remember the trader.
Remember the artisan.
Remember the farmer.
Remember the worker.
Remember the unemployed graduate.
Remember the small business owner.
Remember the family struggling to survive.
Leadership should not only be about promises during elections. Leadership should be measured by the difference people feel in their everyday lives.
So, as I wish everyone a HAPPY NEW MONTH, my message to our leaders is simple:
Please make life easier for the people you govern. Give Nigerians reasons to believe again.
May October bring relief to struggling families, prosperity to businesses, opportunities to young people, and better days to Nigeria.
Happy New Month, Nigeria. 🇳🇬
May the leaders hear the voice of the people.
May Nigeria work for the ordinary Nigerian.
May better days come. 🙏🏽
AISHO8 ❤️🇳🇬

30/09/2026

He was accused of ra**ng a girl in his neighbourhood. He insisted that he was innocent, but the neighbours and some women around him reportedly believed otherwise and demanded that he be removed from the area.
He was later arrested by the local police.
Two days later, the girl reportedly confessed that he had not r***d her, and he was eventually released.
When he returned home, he was reportedly angry and hurt that his parents had not stood by him or defended him. He felt worthless to them and threatened to take his own life.
According to the account, while he was in distress, some women and children in the community reportedly laughed at him, believing it was another one of his usual episodes because he was known to use drugs.
Even his own parents reportedly did not take the situation seriously.
Sadly, the situation later ended in his death.
💭 This is heartbreaking because the truth reportedly came out — but only after so much damage had already been done.
Accusations should always be seriously investigated, before writing the accused off.