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05/06/2025

I asked a group of women to mention things they are not happy about in marriage and Gentlemen ! here is a list of behaviours that turns our women off. Read carefully ,it might help you to change some things.

1) Drinking/smoking yet you don't brush your teeth after and you want to kiss me. It's so disgusting.

2) Not shaving your ampits & private areas,sometimes the smell is unpleasant and it turns me off during intimacy

3) Expecting me to wash your under wears makes me sick,why can't you wash them everyday after taking a bath?.

4) Making a clean house dirty & throwing your clothes & shoes everywhere makes me angry !

5) Peeing on the toilet seat and not wiping your urine after ,is a no for me !

6) Not bathing after work is a turn off for me,never expect to have a good time in bed if you don't take a shower.

7) Not flushing after using the toilet.Learn to look back and make sure that your waste is all gone and the toilet is clean.

8) Not changing your under wear every day is disgusting,you can't wear it twice and thrice ,it's not hygienic.

9) Sleeping with the same clothes you were wearing at work turns me off . The sweat is unpleasant ,wear something fresh before bed time.

10) Not spending time on romance ,kissing and touching is a turn off for me. Don't be too quick to penetrate,spend time on fore-play.

11) Cheating and failing to show remorse when apologizing hurts even more.

12) Sending money to your relatives without consulting me ,yet we both worked for that money. It makes me feel used.

13) Having a car at home yet you don't want me to drive it. For me it shows that you are selfish

14) Borrowing money without consulting me then you try to involve me when you fail to pay and needing my help. It makes me angry.

15) Bringing your family members to stay with us without discussing with me ,make me feel undermined and disrespected.

16) Not complimenting me after i get a new hair style is a turn off for me

17) Snoring at night,please do something we can hardly sleep in our homes gentlemen.

18) Sleeping just after s*x ,no cuddling ,no goodnight kiss is a turn off for me,atleast hold me for a few minutes before you sleep

19) Not protecting me from being abused by your relatives makes me sad. One day i will rise up and defend myself and you won't like it.

20) Bringing your friends in the house ,drinking ,watching soccer and forcing me to cook for them makes me angry. I feel used ,please stop it,these are your friends and not mine.!

31/05/2025

In one of the apartments that I have lived before, I had a female neighbor who was rarely at home. I knew so because she always obtain permission to be absent from the compound monthly meetings.

Most times, I will see her in the mornings on my way to work, at other times, she leaves for work in the late evenings. I had no idea where she works, but I felt that she does a 'shift' job, and that was why she was hardly at home.

The lady is calm, beautiful and very respectful. I didn't make anything untoward out of her irregular work schedule untill she had an altercation with the landlord's wife.

I don't know what the bone of contention was, but the landlady sparked, raged and roared like she has been carrying the lady in her mind for a long time.

"Ashawo Kobo Kobo! You dey leave house every night dey go sleep with different men. You think say any man go fit marry you as your life don spoil finish like this?..."

On and on, the landlady ranted, while the female tenant who was taken aback by the sudden outburst jejely entered her flat, leaving the roaring landlady to keep vibrating.

That same night, I was relaxing in my parlour when I heard the landlady laugh out loudly with a mockery tone.

"You don dey go meet your customers for junction? Go well you hear...ozuor!"

I looked out through the window, and I saw that same female neighbor leaving the house. For a split second, I thought the landlady was right, but I quickly erased such though from my mind, after all, I have also done shift jobs in the past too. What made me think so was in all the brouhaha, my neighbor never tried to defend herself. She just let the landlady carry on with the insults, making it look like she was telling the truth.

Colour me shock when there was an emergency in the compound. The landlord's first son had climbed a mango tree with his friends, and unfortunately, he fell from the tree, hit his head on a huge stone, and passed out. Blood was gushing out from his nose, and he was unresponsive.

He was immediately rushed to the hospital, with the mother screaming all through the ride. The first hospital rejected him, and he was taken to another one. I was home why the incident happened, so I followed them because the landlord was not around, and the wife couldn't handle what was happening to their son.

The second hospital he was taken to accepted him, and they swung into action. He was taken to the A&E(Accidents & Emergency), and there, I saw our female neighbor, the one the landlady slut-shamed and called ashawo. She was dressed in a sky blue scrub, and looking so majestic and breath-taking. The landlady was too engrossed in her pains that she failed to notice that one of the nurses is our neighbor, same nurse she bad mouthed is the same person that is working to save her son's life.

Thankfully, the boy survived. I learnt an invaluable lesson that day, never to judge a book by the cover. We never knew that our neighbor is a nurse. I never saw her dressed in scrubs. The times I saw her leave the compound at night or return in the mornings, she's always casually dressed like someone who went out on a casual stroll.

I believe that even the landlady will be surprised to see that the same woman she spoke ill of, ended up saving her son's life.

That is why it's not good to conclude things so easily, especially things you are not so sure of.

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29/05/2025

A Man had 3 problems:
1: He was very poor.
2: He has no children with his wife.
3: His Mother is blind.
An Angel appeared to him and tells him he can only make one prayer request, only one! But his wife wants a child, his mother wants to see and he wants to be rich ...
Ah, what embarrassment!
After his reflection, he said wisely to the angel:
"I just want my mother to see my children eating in gold plates."
Immediately all problems were solved.
😳
May GOD give you this immense wisdom
Beautiful lesson of wisdom !!!

What's your take on this?

26/05/2025

One woman heard that her husband was thinking of marrying another woman. So, she boiled four eggs and colored each one a different color, then served them to him for dinner.

Her husband asked, “Why are they all different colors?”

She replied, “Taste them and see for yourself.”
After he ate them, he found that they all tasted the same.

She said, “See? All women have the same taste, only the color is different.”

He replied, “You're right—but I just discovered something important.”
She asked, “What did you discover?”

He said, “I discovered that a man doesn’t feel full… unless he eats four eggs!”
Haha!😂😂😂😂😂

Good Night followers

26/05/2025

Our mothers are still in their marriage but their daughters are being divorced. I wonder why???

26/05/2025

"When a rich man is sick, a poor man will pay him a visit to say sorry and wish him a speedy recovery. When a poor man is sick, he waits to recover then goes to tell that rich man that he has been sick"

This life no balance

22/05/2025

They said that life na teacher
But
I said your last mistake is your best teacher

19/05/2025

Story Story...

A Nigerian man living abroad called his mum and said,
"Mom, I've got HIV and so I am coming back home."
The mom bēgged him not to come back home.
Surprisingly, he asked her why she said so.
And the mom said, "if you come home, your wife will get it and she will give it to your brother. Your brother will give it to our house girl and the house girl will give it to your father. And your father will give it to me, and I will give it to our driver. And the driver will give it your sister, and if your sister gets it, she will give it to the entire villagers.
So we are counting on you to dīe alone abeg.

18/05/2025

Hey babyyyyys 😊🫧

After I dropped my Girlfriend at her Home, i put my Hand on the Wall by the Gate for Support, leaned towards her.

Me: "Can i kiss you?

Her: "Not now , I'm at home"

Me: "Pleeeeeease!!!"

Her: "No"

Me: "You were too sweet in Bed today"

Her: "Woow!!.... You too, full of Energy. I could not believe we did it Four times".

Me: "Let me kiss you goodnight".

Her: "Someone may be watching us, they still think I'm a Vir.gin at Home".
This goes on for 10 minutes, then my girlfriend’s Brother appears at the Gate and says, "Dad says whether you kiss him or not, it's your decision. But tell that foooool to remove his Hand from the interCom button, everyone in the house is listening to your conversation and you're disturbing the Prayer session 😊Hey babyyyyys 😊🫧

After I dropped my Girlfriend at her Home, i put my Hand on the Wall by the Gate for Support, leaned towards her.

Me: "Can i kiss you?

Her: "Not now , I'm at home"

Me: "Pleeeeeease!!!"

Her: "No"

Me: "You were too sweet in Bed today"

Her: "Woow!!.... You too, full of Energy. I could not believe we did it Four times".

Me: "Let me kiss you goodnight".

Her: "Someone may be watching us, they still think I'm a Vir.gin at Home".
This goes on for 10 minutes, then my girlfriend’s Brother appears at the Gate and says, "Dad says whether you kiss him or not, it's your decision. But tell that foooool to remove his Hand from the interCom button, everyone in the house is listening to your conversation and you're disturbing the Prayer session 😊

17/05/2025

“I don’t think a woman should end a relationship because her man cheated once or twice. A man will love you so much but still go out and cheat for no reason. If you leave a man because he cheated, the next person you meet will do the same thing. This is from my own experience because I’ve never left any man because they cheated on me. I only leave when you start ghosting me, abvsing my love, or making me feel like I’m not wanted anymore.” Tiwa Savage

17/05/2025

Why can't Alcohol companies connect pipes to our homes just like Water then we pay the bills at the end of the month.
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15/05/2025

A girl realized that she had grown hair in between her legs. She got worried and asked her mother about it. Her mother calmly said, "That part where hair has grown is called monkey and be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled.At dinner, the girl told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said, "That's nothing, mine is already eating bananas!" Their mother faīnted right on the dining table.
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