17/05/2025
1.When you're süçkīng hēr bwess & she voluntarily put the second 1 in your mouth. Don't be surprised.*
THAT'S PRINCIPLE OF BUY 1 GET 1 FREE.😜😜😜👨🏽⚕
2.Going to the toilet with your phone has to be regarded as one of the gr£atest tràp$ in life. You can spend 2 days in the toilet without knowing a second had moved. 😂🤣🤤😂
3.Between surprise $ēx, accidental $êx, farewell $ēx, Reconciliation $èx, Anniversary $êx, Birthday $ēx and programmed $ēx 😂
Which one is swēēter? 🤔
If you're still a Vīrgïn type: Nawa o😂
4.I was standing outside my house 🏘️ looking for an available bike when two kids ran to me(a girl and a boy), the girl asked me, "can a sīx year old girl get pregnant" and I said NO, the boy now said, "you s££, I told yòù, oya lets gò and còntìnu£.*
And I shouted "còntìnu€ what..."
😂😂😂👨🏽⚕
1110¹¹0 🙏🙏
5.On the 1st of April , I ran
into a barrack shouting thief
thief thief... the soldiers came out
gallantly looking for the thief... so
I told them it April fool .....I will
continue the story wen dey
discharge me from hospital
It been two months now😟😟😟
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I need your prayer for quick recovery
6.If you have ever put one meat 🍖 under, and cover it with rice 🍙 then put another meat 🍖 on top 🔝 gather here we get meeting.😂😂🤣
Pls 🙏🙏
7. My gìrlfrì£nd dùmp$d me becos of a guy she fòùnd online😭😭😭which happens to be me😀😀😀can't wait to meet her tomorrow😝😝😝😝
8. Stop zooming my picture every time my neck dey pain me😥😒🤣
9. I was forced 🙃 to give an opening prayer 🙏 today at an assembly meeting😾. I ended up saying "father!👨🏻 Father!👨🏻 You are my son😭😑😪
10. The first and the last time I touched a bòòb it was in 2018.And i was stopping a fight between two girls 😌😚😊
11. I TOOK MY TIME TO MAKE YOU SMILE 😌. PLEASE APPRECIATE ME
