02/04/2026
Laugh before going out 😂 😂 😂 😂
1" Common iPhone8 you
won't buy for her but will be pr£ssīng her brê@st like yesterday fūfū 😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
2"Dem lap You for Bus you Still geh Mind they t0ãst girl Wey Ne@r you😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
3" She's telling you her R@pe story and ur Prop£ller is already standing, bro Wetin u wan do,,,,,,, or do you want to r@pe her the second time???😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
4" I said we should meet
in FRONT of the restaurant & you're already INS!DE
reading menu?
F!nïsh reading and meet me outside😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
5" My Engrish ticha jost sc0red Me 4 In My Test I Kant jost 0ndastand😃😃😆😆😆😅😂
6"Yhu Still Dey V*x?
That's How Nigeria Girls Apologies😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
8" Even God loves dre@dloçks, that's why he g@ve it to S@mson but unfōrtun@tely Deliláh was working for S.Å.R.S.😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
8" I can't dåte you. I only see u as my br0ther. This statement alone can make you clímb okada and førg£t to sit down😃😃😆😅😂🤣
9" I don't rike my loom it's so boling I'm Even hungly sef I just fin!shed £ating Bl£ad with spl!t Cynthia i didn't mention your name 😃😃😆😅😂🤣
10" I can still r£collect this conversation
Girl: Ben Xmas is approaching.
Me: Thanks for r£minding me. Can't wait.
Girl: Get me a Tabl£t for Xmas.
Bem: Really?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: P@rāçetamōl or Vitamin C?
Girl: I mean Samsung Tablet baby
Ben: Relax!! It's Jesus B!rthday not yours!😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
11" D day i went to buy fūfu at mama put r£staurant, a p0liçe man st0pped all d vehicle at de junct!on so dat i can cross de tr@ffic light. As i enter de m!ddle of d r0ad d lylon cút & all de fufu roll to different d!rections, everybody started calling me even d p0liçe man but i just pr£tēndêd i didn't hear them and i went home only with de soup, I H@te £mb@rrāssment😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
12" You will be ūglly and someone will be man@ging you líke f@ke charger and U will still go and ch£āt,
Don't u have s£ñse?😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
13"Imagine u d0dge ur mum sl@p and it landed on ur dad's face,😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
14"I can't dåte a guy that dont have a Car said by a girl her Br@ hand looks líke lagos Danfo s£at belt.😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
15" R..I..P Nelson Mandela, whenever I remembered yhur song I fē£l líke cryyyīng especially d one yhu featured Timaya nd 2face😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
16" Some girls will not k!!ll me ooo... Which one is "HAPPY ENGAGEMENT, DEAR! MORE RÍNGS TO YOUR FINGER.
😁😁😄😀😂😀😂😅😆😃
17" Nothing h líke buying new Ex£rcise book and getting Zero on de first påge 😂😀😂😅😆😃
18" According to agricûlture changing of girls is not a Prøbl£m it's Called CROP ROTATION😂😀😂😅😆😃
19" I love carrying children £specially the ones with b!scuits😂😀😂😅😆😃
20"I asked a p0liçe officer who K!ll£d G0líath
And he said he don't know..oo DAT I should go ask Y@kubu He's in ch@rge of múrd£r C@se😂😀😂😅😆😃
21" Did you Know that the Girl you are calling small girl Another man is already being busy harv£sting her😂😀😂😅😆😃
22" I w∅nder how those who ōw£s Lazarus môney will fē£l when Jesus raised him😂😀😂😅😆😃
23" Girls that pl@it hair at the road side, pls l£arn how to close your leg KeKe Nearly J@m Me today😂😀😂😅😆😃
24" 0uch!! Please take it £asy, it's My first time, Cynthia Story!! Who are you d£çeiving😂😀😂😅😆😃
25" Dear future wife I'm not b£ggíng you to come as a V!rgïñ but don't just Bring B0rehole to My house😂😀😂😅😆😃
26" Nigerian parents can be so funny..oo they will be líke "Ben remind me to B£ât you Before you Sl£êp😂😀😂😅😆😃
27" The way people inside KeKe Will be looking at you while you er tr£kkíng, it will be As if they are inside pr!vate jet.😂😀😂😅😆😃
28" if the br!de's parents dance too much on ur wedding day just know that you just Mārried the trøúble Maker of their family😂😀😂😅😆
29" That Moment When your father calls you stúp!d and you M!st@kënly reply "U Nko" My brother jejely pack to the next orph@nāge Near you😂😀😂😅😆😃
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