You Know You're from Lahore when.

You know you're from Lahore when...
1) you go everywhere for a vacation but you'd still rather stay in Lahore
2) you think you're better than everyone else in the country because you're cleaner
3) you think that going from Bhaati to Mall Road is really far because it takes 30 mins
4) you think that its really far yet you make the journey as many times as needed everyday
5) traffic jams rarely mean

something to you
6) you do not open the window of your car due to the fear of fumes
7) you know that Lahore and its native areas are not the same city...or even vaguely related
8) your main gate is always closed and your main door is rarely un-locked
9) you look at Minar-e-Pakistan and know that you aren’t lost
10) you forget how clean your city is until someone from Islamabad or Karachi comes and points it out
11) you forget how green your city is until someone from Islamabad or karachi comes and points it out
12) you meet a random stranger and you find common friends within 5 minutes
13) you can't go anywhere without meeting someone you know
14) you know everyone your age and their histories
15) the guys at Shahzad burger point, Zaheer Bhai Shop,Gourme bakery,Italian Pizza, Mac donalds and other random stores know you by face
16) you've been to all the restaurants in Lahore and know most of their menus by heart
17) you go to Fortress all the time and you never get bored
18) you get all your shampoos/cosmetics from General Store/Hyper Star/Pace
19) you jumped up and down the day pizza hut/kfc/mc donalds opened in your city
20) you used to go to Pearl Continental more than once a month for no apparent reason
21) you go to karachi and you think it smells fishy
22) you go to Islamabad and you think its Boring
23) you buy all your stationary from Urdu Bazar
24) you've been at Civil Lines College to give your papers
25) you whine when you find out that Civil Lines College is not your centre
26) you buy all your movies/cds/gift items from Hall Road
27) you know they rip you off and you complain every time but you still end up going there
28) you know all the places and what kinda people go there at what time
29) you have a friend/relative in almost every area of Lahore
30) you think its perfectly normal to have a10 km park in the middle of the city
31) you see the same cars every morning when going to school/work
34)you were born and bred in this city and sometimes hate it but would never insult it publicaly
35) you would go to Barkat Market for chaat/gol gappas/ other things and loved it because it was the best in town
36) you use to go to Chamman,Ice Berg for ice cream because that was the only ice cream parlour in town
37) you're proud of the fact that Chamman opened in Lahore first then in other cities
38) you go to Silver Star for bowling
39) two words: UAE Park
40)you've been to Shahi Qila more than once for a field trip
41) you've watched many movies including titianic in Sozo, Plaza
"If you want to learn etiquette, learn it from the Lahoris."