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Texas Humor I've got a chili in my veins and a snake in my boots.

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03/26/2026

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“I promise I’m not gonna buy anything. I’ve just been holding it for 743 miles like the Beaver told me to.”
03/25/2026

“I promise I’m not gonna buy anything. I’ve just been holding it for 743 miles like the Beaver told me to.”

When it rains it pours, but according to it’s been a drought. 😬
03/24/2026

When it rains it pours, but according to it’s been a drought. 😬

“We are NOT from Houston…we live in the Woodlands.”
03/24/2026

“We are NOT from Houston…we live in the Woodlands.”

bring it back
03/24/2026

bring it back

Sorry I’ve got plans. If you need me I’ll be nostalgic in my buddy’s garage under his miller lite sign and next to his w...
03/24/2026

Sorry I’ve got plans. If you need me I’ll be nostalgic in my buddy’s garage under his miller lite sign and next to his w**d eater and truck that hasn’t started since W was president.

I’m a human napkin for all the salsa in the world
03/23/2026

I’m a human napkin for all the salsa in the world

Gn
03/22/2026

Gn

Matching white shirts, jeans, and brown belts. Y’all know the drill. Mom needs a new photo for the Christmas card. Stop ...
03/21/2026

Matching white shirts, jeans, and brown belts. Y’all know the drill. Mom needs a new photo for the Christmas card. Stop fighting with your sibling and get it over with.

Life comes at ya fast
03/21/2026

Life comes at ya fast

gn
03/20/2026

gn

Ask your doctor if a couple’a beers and George Strait are right for you
03/19/2026

Ask your doctor if a couple’a beers and George Strait are right for you

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