We are constantly changing what our company creates to better fit the needs of our wide variety of customers. We originally started as a top secret thermal nuclear warhead manufacture but then later branched out into more diverse subjects. Now we are currently the number one best provider of totally truthful facts and statistics, but don't take my word for it ask our Vice President Sergay Borisivn
a, he'll tell you a deep explanation that will twist and turn your very existential knowledge you once knew, his amazing summary for why we are telling the truth 100% of the time is this "Da." We also export rare and wild animal meats. Our most popular is raindeer and unicorn. We also get the occasional jackalope request. Our science department is developing high tech weapons that will end blood shed once and for all. Their latest weapon is the "NERF" gun. It's an ingenious that is very simple in theory. Basically it's a small weapon, made out of cheap polymer fibers that shoots foam darts. Then when you hit someone you say "Ha! You're dead!" Thus making lead and explosive based weapons obsolete. We don't stop there we've also begun to make chocolate ninja swords that are capable of quite literally able to cut trees in half with a single swing and still be able to eat them. The latest branch to Abe & Isaac Incorporated is a do-it-yourself mystery home kit. There are three different kits to choose from. The Egyptian theme, Indiana Jones theme, and the murder mystery theme. The Egyptian theme is still underproduction but the Indiana Jones theme includes spike traps, giant rolling ball traps, blow dart traps and more! The mystery theme includes secret passages, trap doors and painting with eyes cut out of them so you can watch your guests. We also currently have a branch of the company dedicated to making the finest quality lava shoes. Colors include white, duct tape and Converse. These shoes guarantee your safety across all forms of lava and magma. However protection from third degree burns across the rest of your body is not guaranteed.
