The Wits End LLC

05/21/2026

Price Includes Epstein Files Distraction Surcharge Sticker • Satirical Political Vinyl Decal

2x2, 3x3, 4x4, 5x5, qne 6x6 inch sizes

Make a bold, sarcastic statement with this high-impact political satire sticker. Perfect for anyone who loves sharp commentary on current events, corporate distractions, and the news cycle, this die-cut vinyl sticker features a bold stencil graphic and clean typography that demands a second look. Wh...

05/15/2026

05/15/2026

Just playing around with an ad meant for other media like IG and TT, or my Wits End YT channel.

It's basically an ad for my black glossy mug with FDT in semaphore.
The audio is "FDT" and then FDT spelled out fully in American Morse code, underlaid by some low-level Brownian noise to simulate a radio room at sea.

Note that the desktop image is AI generated, my desk would never be that clean. The mug on the desk is the real thing though.

05/10/2026

Finally finished the 'Warning' series for The Wits End. 260+ variations later, and I think I've covered every OS that ever made someone's eyes glaze over in a conversation. Check out the full collection!

Amiga
Atari
Atari ST
BeOS
BSD
Commodore
Haiku
Linux
Medos-3 / Lilith Workstation
MINIX
Oberon

https://thewitsendstore.com/products/may-spontaneously-start-talking-about-retro-os-warning-t-shirt

05/08/2026

"New Arrival at The Wits End! 📢

​Do you have a 'problem' where you can't stop talking about vintage operating systems? Don't worry—you're among friends. But maybe give the rest of the world a heads-up.
​Our new 'Warning: Spontaneous Tech Talk' stickers are now available.
✅ Durable 95\mu density vinyl
✅ Sizes: 3x3, 4x4, and 5.5x5.5
✅ Variants for Atari, Amiga, Atari ST, BeOS, BSD, Commodore, Haiku, Linux, MINIX, and Oberon.

​Whether it's for your laptop lid, your server rack, or your e-bike, these
stickers are built to last and look great

https://thewitsendstore.com/products/warning-may-spontaneously-start-talking-about-operating-system.

04/08/2026

Atari Busy Bee - Brushed Aluminum Unisex t-shirt

https://thewitsendstore.com/products/atari-busy-bee-brushed-aluminum-unisex-t-shirt?utm_campaign=share_orders&utm_content=android&utm_medium=product-links

04/06/2026

Department of Radical Leftist Scum

Trump Derangement Syndrome Division

Antip-Pedo Unified Task Force

Only at The Wits End, get it now for your next protest
https://thewitsendstore.com/products/rls-radical-leftist-scum-anti-pedo-unified-task-force-protest-tee?utm_campaign=share_orders&utm_content=android&utm_medium=product-links

03/21/2026

Luckily, I Don’t Have Enough Friends for an Intervention" – Funny Sarcastic Unisex T-Shirt

Embrace your quirks with a healthy dose of wit! This "Luckily, I Don’t Have Enough Friends for an Intervention" t-shirt is the perfect choice for anyone who appreciates dry humor, a bit of sarcasm, and the freedom that comes with a small social circle. Whether you're making a lighthearted statemen...

03/09/2026

My personality is a series of "habits" that would be concerning if I had enough friends to organize a meeting about it. Luckily, I don’t. 😌☕️ ​Grab the shirt:
https://thewitsendstore.com/products/i-dont-have-enough-friends-for-an-intervention-t-shirt

03/08/2026

Anti-Trump Protest Statement T-Shirt - "Not a Snowflake" Graphic Tee

New at The Wits End.

Make your stance clear with this bold protest t-shirt. Featuring a direct message that challenges common political labels, this shirt is designed for those who want to express their convictions with pride.