Hot Mess Express Tees

Hot Mess Express Tees Welcome to our wild, wonderful, and slightly unhinged world of custom tees.

We’re two best friends, caffeine-fueled mommas, and chaos coordinators turned creative dreamers—on a mission to bring bold, fun, and feel-good T-shirts to life!

POV: Sartartia Middle School understood the assignment 😮‍🔥📚STARR testing but make it ✨CUTE✨Because if we’re stressing… w...
04/15/2026

POV: Sartartia Middle School understood the assignment 😮‍🔥📚
STARR testing but make it ✨CUTE✨

Because if we’re stressing… we’re doing it in STYLE 💅
Matching tees = boosted morale = let’s pass that STARR 👏

Your campus could be next 👀
Don’t get left behind while everyone else shows up DRIPPED for test day 💁‍♀️

County fair version of me? UNHINGED 🤠🔥Raisin’ hell, flirtin’ reckless, and lookin’ CUTE doing it 💅✨🚨 NEW DROP 🚨These are...
03/24/2026

County fair version of me? UNHINGED 🤠🔥
Raisin’ hell, flirtin’ reckless, and lookin’ CUTE doing it 💅✨

🚨 NEW DROP 🚨
These are LIMITED and will go FAST

👉 Comment “COWBOY” to claim yours

Don’t wait… you already know this one’s a problem 😏


📚Thing 1, Thing 2, Thing 3… but make it teacher edition. 📚😜Perfect for teacher teams, besties, or staff who stay causing...
03/05/2026

📚Thing 1, Thing 2, Thing 3… but make it teacher edition. 📚😜

Perfect for teacher teams, besties, or staff who stay causing a little chaos.

Now available!
Grab yours and tag your Thing 2 & Thing 3 👇

The Dance Dad paying for costumes, competitions, and snacks 💸And the Dance Uncle who suddenly becomes the loudest fan in...
03/05/2026

The Dance Dad paying for costumes, competitions, and snacks 💸
And the Dance Uncle who suddenly becomes the loudest fan in the building. 💃

Now they need the shirts to match the energy. 😎

Tag a Dance Dad or Dance Uncle who needs one of these for the next recital! ⬇️
Message me to order!

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📚✨ NEW DTF PRINTS ARE HERE ✨📚Perfect for Read Across America & classroom fun! ❤️💙💛“READ” and “In a World Where You Can B...
03/02/2026

📚✨ NEW DTF PRINTS ARE HERE ✨📚

Perfect for Read Across America & classroom fun! ❤️💙💛

“READ” and “In a World Where You Can Be Anything, Be Kind” — bright, bold, and teacher approved! 🍎📖

Grab yours now! Message me to order 💌

🐰🌸 NEW DTF PRINT ALERT 🌸🐰How cute is this Easter-inspired heart design?! 🩷🐣Perfect for teachers, littles, and spring vib...
03/02/2026

🐰🌸 NEW DTF PRINT ALERT 🌸🐰

How cute is this Easter-inspired heart design?! 🩷🐣
Perfect for teachers, littles, and spring vibes!

Available now — message me to order!

🔥 NEW JAGUAR DTF PRINTS 🔥Purple & gold perfection for all our Jaguars! 🐆💜💛Perfect for tees, hoodies & spirit days!Messag...
03/02/2026

🔥 NEW JAGUAR DTF PRINTS 🔥

Purple & gold perfection for all our Jaguars! 🐆💜💛
Perfect for tees, hoodies & spirit days!

Message me to grab yours!

✨🏰 Dreaming of Castles, Fireworks & Dance Vibes? 🏰✨Our Disney-inspired shirts are HERE and they are giving main characte...
03/02/2026

✨🏰 Dreaming of Castles, Fireworks & Dance Vibes? 🏰✨

Our Disney-inspired shirts are HERE and they are giving main character energy! 💫

From classic Mickey magic to princess castle dreams and bold Dance Trip 2026 vibes — these designs are perfect for your next park day, dance trip, or matching family moment.

🖤 Vintage character style
🤍 Minimalist castle magic
💙 Personalized options (hello, custom names!)
🎀 Dance Vibes designs for our sparkle queens
🎆 Fireworks, bows, and all the pixie dust

Whether you’re strolling down Main Street or counting down to Disney 2026, these cozy crewnecks and tees are made for magical memories and the cutest photo ops 📸✨

Grab yours before they disappear faster than a glass slipper at midnight! 👑

Message to order or customize yours today! ✨

⚾️ NEW FOR BASEBALL SEASON ⚾️Calling all T-Ball mamas! 🖤Game days just got cuter 💗Our T-Ball Mama print is the perfect t...
02/17/2026

⚾️ NEW FOR BASEBALL SEASON ⚾️

Calling all T-Ball mamas! 🖤
Game days just got cuter 💗

Our T-Ball Mama print is the perfect tee for cheering from the stands, snack duty, and all those proud mom moments.

📩 Message to order
📏 Sizes available now

✨ NEW PRINT ✨Let them misunderstand.Let them judge.You just keep shining. 💕🖤 Available now📩 Message to order ...
02/17/2026

✨ NEW PRINT ✨

Let them misunderstand.
Let them judge.
You just keep shining. 💕

🖤 Available now
📩 Message to order

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