08/21/2026
🚨 I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
Apparently some business owners spend August preparing for fall in a calm, organized manner.
Couldn’t be me.
I blacked out for approximately 72 business hours and when I regained consciousness there were skeletons, ghosts, rhinestones, questionable amounts of purple, and an entire Halloween collection staring back at me.
So anyway…
🎃 THE SPOOKY SH*T HAS BEGUN. 🎃
And before somebody says,
“Jenny, it is AUGUST.”
I KNOW, DEBRA.
But Hobby Lobby has had Christmas out since the Louisiana Purchase, so I feel like we can all mind our own business.
💀 Skeletons? Yes.
👻 Ghosts? Obviously.
🖤 Black sweatshirts? An unreasonable amount.
✨ Designs that make you say “I absolutely do not need that” immediately before entering your credit card information?
THAT’S THE GOAL.
I’ll be dropping the new designs, and I apologize in advance to absolutely no one.
Please behave responsibly.
Or don’t.
I have a mortgage.
😂💀👻
Tag the friend who starts celebrating Halloween the SECOND the temperature drops below 89°.