Cranky McBoomer

Cranky McBoomer Cranky McBoomer specializes in fabulous fabric fabrications (see what I did there?) focused on aprons and grocery totes. Hang on a minute..._hey you kids!

We can even make custom items, but we won't like it one bit. get off my lawn!_

Hi there Cranky people! Got new spatulas and spurtles back in stock at the Tipped Trailer CoTwo nice walnut pieces and ...
05/08/2026

Hi there Cranky people! Got new spatulas and spurtles back in stock at the Tipped Trailer CoTwo nice walnut pieces and a flame maple spatula that I think is gorgeous. More to come! We'll hack out one or more and ship them direct to you, if you can't make it to Maine!

Available at the Tipped Trailer Co later this AM, new 'shroom bag, classic Lawbstah tote. Now, we're not sure if the lob...
05/07/2026

Available at the Tipped Trailer Co later this AM, new 'shroom bag, classic Lawbstah tote. Now, we're not sure if the lobster fabric is going to be available in future. Last time we visited our supplier there was none to be seen. So if you want one for yourself or for that fav family member from away, act fast! We still have a bit of it left, so could make a companion small tote (2 half gallons of milk sized) or two, if you like! And the mushrooms? They speak for themselves, don't they? Cheers! And the Old Broad Studio is still out of commission, but she's working her way back into form, making good progress, and scheming on new wallet designs! Can't wait!

Here's another weird little creation I'm working on...Got a number of variations, finally getting them to a point that t...
05/03/2026

Here's another weird little creation I'm working on...Got a number of variations, finally getting them to a point that they're useful and comfortable to use. A longer, slightly wider handle has been suggested, and that's where we're headed. This is a prototype, so it'll go cheap! Smallish purse, phone pocket inside. Celebrate your ancestors, celebrate peace, carry your wallet (available at the Trailer, up front, created by the Old Broad Studio) and buy stuff from Rachel! Other fabric patterns available, too!

Cinco de Mayo!Hooray! Here we are on the eve of another CAD (Cultural Appropriation Day). No, I'm not very politically c...
05/03/2026

Cinco de Mayo!

Hooray! Here we are on the eve of another CAD (Cultural Appropriation Day). No, I'm not very politically correct. I'm Cranky McBoomer fer cryin' out loud. What'dya expect? But what is America if not a mass of cultural appropriations of some degree or another? Taco Tuesday. A slice in Queens. Kebabs. Heck, even hot dogs are German. So let's revel in this mixed-up mass of humanity instead of, well, being jerks.

Anyway, we Anglos should, by all rights, have been rooting for the French, but, well, here we are! A day co-opted for Anglos to drink tequila and make total idiots of ourselves! You'll get no argument from me.

The bags being offered up are, of course, Day of the Dead patterns, which would really be a nice concept to appropriate: honoring our ancestors with a nice picnic, some music, some appreciation for helping us to succeed to whatever degree we are able, and simply existing! I mean, we wouldn't be here to celebrate Cinco if not for them, right? But I'm a silly Anglo, and to be blunt, I need to get these things out of the studio!

So stop by the TippedTrailer and check out the hall tree by the cooler. These and other fabulous items created by myself and the Old Broad Studio can be found there and scattered elsewhere throughout that fine establishment. Rachel has salsa and chips and other appropriate party necessities, and they'll fit nicely into these bags, as will the tequila and the 'rita mix!

But wait! There's more! The Easter Collection and eclectic cup sleeves are scattered about at Tipped Trailer Co and avai...
03/08/2026

But wait! There's more! The Easter Collection and eclectic cup sleeves are scattered about at Tipped Trailer Co and available directly from Cranky and Old Broad Studio....ok, well, OBS is not really producing much at the moment, but should be back in action before too long! Meanwhile, you kids get off my lawn!

Groovy new batik bags and scrumptious chili pepper bags, headed to Tipped Trailer Co! Constructed to the highest standar...
03/08/2026

Groovy new batik bags and scrumptious chili pepper bags, headed to Tipped Trailer Co! Constructed to the highest standards available, given the most adverse conditions imaginable! My better half, who does the Old Broad Studio stuff, is still out of commission so it's up to me to leap into the breach...or cling precariously to the cliff! Cheers! Turn your fog lights on!

What it feels like in our house during a nor'easter.Actually, probably from the Ardennes in 1944. From Tom Arrington "Ba...
02/23/2026

What it feels like in our house during a nor'easter.

Actually, probably from the Ardennes in 1944. From Tom Arrington "Battle of the Bulge" youtube, photo thx to National Archives.

I'm wondering if they had to use a tank to haul those treadle irons around with them!

Hiya, got more fab gift bags at Tipped Trailer Co produced by yours truly and Old Broad Studio! Got the sublime to the r...
01/31/2026

Hiya, got more fab gift bags at Tipped Trailer Co produced by yours truly and Old Broad Studio! Got the sublime to the ridiculous (I'm in charge of ridiculous), and more on the way! So grab a gift tote, something sweet (or fiery hot, we don't judge), pack it up and hand it off with affection to your favorite person. Or dog. Or enemy. And you'd better mean it this time. Love and peace and useful crankiness, CmcB

OK, look, it's not all fluffy clouds and unicorns for everybody. Our GOTH friends fall in love, too! And our lovers of D...
01/18/2026

OK, look, it's not all fluffy clouds and unicorns for everybody. Our GOTH friends fall in love, too! And our lovers of Day of the Dead, as well. Don't be a deadbeat (see what I did there?)! Get something spicy from Tipped Trailer Co slide it into a happy, smiling bag, and present it to your favorite Dark Side person! Happy Valentine's Day! Other more traditional fare available at the Trailer from myself and Old Broad Studio (my better half, who does much more sensible work!).

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11/01/2025

It’s here — Day 1 of our Open House! 🥳

We’ve been counting down all week, and now it’s time to celebrate with our amazing community.

Stop by today to explore local vendor samples, connect with our team, and enjoy a day full of great finds and friendly faces!

📍 Where: 5 Water Street Newport ME
🕓 When: Saturday 9-4 & Sunday 9

will be here Saturday 10:30 to 12:30!

✨ Don’t forget to tag us in your photos and share your favorite local discoveries — we love seeing your highlights!

➡ Address: 5 Water Street Newport

⬇Hours⬇
Monday 9-5
Tuesday 9-6
Wednesday 9-5
Thursday 9-7
Friday 9-5
Saturday 9-4 (Open House)
Sunday 9-4 (Open House)

We accept Cash - Credit - EBT

👉 Didn’t make it today? No worries — we’ll be here tomorrow for Day 2 with even more samples, giveaways, and fun!

OK, boomer, duuude! Got some 'shrooms, man! Oh. Wait. Just fell in love with this print, had to make some market totes! ...
10/28/2025

OK, boomer, duuude! Got some 'shrooms, man! Oh. Wait. Just fell in love with this print, had to make some market totes! likes them, too, so I'll probably have to hide this stuff in a guitar case or something. These will be available at by the end of the week. But I could make one for you, if you wanted, and if you keep your kids off my lawn. Let us know, though, because this is dead stock, and we only have a couple of yards left, might be able to get more, might not. Make that big call now!

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