08/06/2024
When he said that... I wanted nothing more than to
TURN HIM TO STONE.
I'll never forget the time I was walking in a parking lot - going from my car to a lunch spot. It'd been a long work day (though it was only 1pm)! And I was day dreaming of indulging in a zesty mahi fish burrito - filled with delish veggies, gauc, the works.
My day dream bubble was suddenly burst by a dude. A dude in his car, driving slowly next to me. He rolls down his window.
I start to think, "What's going on here? Must be something important. Perhaps he needs directions?"
Once the window was all the way down, he proceeds to say, "You should smile more. You'd be a lot prettier if you did."
Without even giving me a chance to respond, he drove off. When he said that... I wanted nothing more than to turn him to stone. Oh Medusa, how I envy thee!
Unfortunately, many of us have been there...
So I introduce to you... the newest shirt drop!
๐ "Smile More, Medusa" ๐
Now available! Go to the ๐ below to see all of the color options!
๐ค๐ค๐ค -Ash