Think Like A Dog

Think Like A Dog Hi, I’m Think Dog—dog person, overthinker in recovery, and founder of THiNK LiKE A DOG®.

When life feels too human, THiNK LiKE A DOG® helps stressed, dog-loving humans feel better with dog-wise shirts and stories that remind you you’re already a good human. We make feel-better dog shirts and small mindset resets for humans who want to borrow their dog’s outlook on life.

09/15/2026

A woman was already worrying about how the winter would go. The apples said otherwise. Doris ate one.

Somebody left a wheelbarrow of surplus apples at the end of the driveway with a sign that said TAKE. By noon the apples ...
09/15/2026

Somebody left a wheelbarrow of surplus apples at the end of the driveway with a sign that said TAKE. By noon the apples were gone. So was the wheelbarrow. It came back at five, washed. This is Camp Puppy Haven, Vermont.

It was Tuesday, September 15th. It was cool at dawn in Camp Puppy Haven, warm by two, first color in the maples. We were working the day watch out of Root Cellar Detail. My partner's Doris. The boss is Commander Vera. My name's Puppy.

A woman was already worrying about how the winter would go. The apples said otherwise. Doris ate one.

09/14/2026

The house emptied at seven-forty. A woman apologized twice on her way out. The Goose was asleep before the car reached the road.

Camp Puppy Haven, Vermont. The clerk's office, open Mondays. The post office, shut twelve to one. The bus turnaround at ...
09/14/2026

Camp Puppy Haven, Vermont. The clerk's office, open Mondays. The post office, shut twelve to one. The bus turnaround at the top of the hill, wide enough for one bus. After that, woods. Inside the woods, us.

It was Monday, September 14th. It was cool in Camp Puppy Haven, warm by noon. We were working the day watch out of Empty House Advisory. My partner's The Goose. The boss is Commander Burl. My name's Puppy.

The house emptied at seven-forty. A woman apologized twice on her way out. The Goose was asleep before the car reached the road.

09/11/2026

A woman tried to photograph them. The phone saw nothing. Murph walked the whole field and came back wearing them.

This is the camp. Camp Puppy Haven, Vermont. Every spiderweb in the lower field held the dew this morning. Thousands of ...
09/11/2026

This is the camp. Camp Puppy Haven, Vermont. Every spiderweb in the lower field held the dew this morning. Thousands of them. They were gone by nine.

It was Friday, September 11th. It was cool at dawn in Camp Puppy Haven, warm by noon. We were working the morning watch out of Dew Line Detail. My partner's Murph. The boss is Lieutenant Dot. My name's Puppy.

A woman tried to photograph them. The phone saw nothing. Murph walked the whole field and came back wearing them.

09/10/2026

A woman was already worried about winter. The woodshed is full. We walked her past it twice.

Camp Puppy Haven, Vermont. The Grange Hall. The sugarhouse, standing cold until March. Seven miles of fence line nobody ...
09/10/2026

Camp Puppy Haven, Vermont. The Grange Hall. The sugarhouse, standing cold until March. Seven miles of fence line nobody ever finished. The dogs walk it anyway, every morning.

It was Thursday, September 10th. It was cool at dawn in Camp Puppy Haven, warm by noon, first color coming into the maples. We were working the day watch out of Fence Line Detail. My partner's Doris. The boss is Lieutenant Soot. My name's Puppy.

A woman was already worried about winter. The woodshed is full. We walked her past it twice.

09/09/2026

A woman stood in her kitchen worrying about a February she hasn't met yet. Her dog was asleep on the warm floorboard by the stove. Only one of them was doing it right.

The chimney sweep's answering machine says he's booked into November. It's the ninth of September. Three people left mes...
09/09/2026

The chimney sweep's answering machine says he's booked into November. It's the ninth of September. Three people left messages anyway. This is Camp Puppy Haven, Vermont.

It was Wednesday, September 9th. It was gray and sixty-two in Camp Puppy Haven, rain coming off and on. We were working the day watch out of Chimney Draft Detail. My partner's Dave. He's new. He brought a stuffed airplane chew toy. The boss is Lieutenant Hatch. My name's Puppy.

A woman stood in her kitchen worrying about a February she hasn't met yet. Her dog was asleep on the warm floorboard by the stove. Only one of them was doing it right.

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