Cows Gone Mad

05/08/2026

Why are they here and what do they want with the cows?! Please help Colonel Tomahawk protect the herd, don't get abducted!

04/20/2026

Alpha Block 2 eminent!

04/19/2026

Is anyone a fan of the Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy?

What are the Ultimate questions that keep you up at night?

04/18/2026

Sometimes you carry the weight on the world on your shoulders.

04/14/2026

In pastures of profit, the cash cows graze calm,
till negative whispers ignite the alarm. One cow feels the tremor, eyes rolling with fear,
the madness spreads fast as the herd starts to veer. They stampede through charts, trample bulls in their flight,
turning green portfolios bloody and bright. Cows Gone Mad the game is simple and raw:
plant doubt in the meadow and just watch the draw. Sentiment flips like a switch in the night,
fear multiplies quicker than any quick flight. The clever stay steady while panic runs wild,
then gather cheap bargains once fear has been filed. So learn the infection, the spark and the flame:
negative waves turn the gentle to “blame.” When the herd charges madly and crashes the gate,
the wise simply whisper,
the grass will turn green once again.

04/06/2026

Block 2 of our Alpha release is eminent! We appreciate all of your support 🙏🏽

04/04/2026

Shipping soon.
Just in time for Spring!
Cows Gone Mad latest swag 😎

04/02/2026

A meteor fell ... And the cows rose
The steak 🥩 have never been higher
Exterminate the pack. Rescue the herd. Defend pasture Prime!

03/30/2026

Now you can try Cows Gone Mad Block 1. We've opened this phase of testing to the public. Sign up below:

https://cgmbattle.com/playtesting/ This for the form

Registration for Cows Gone Mad: Battle For Pasture Prime play testing. Note: Registration requires admin approval for download links and instructions.

03/27/2026

In shadows deep where meteorite gleams,
The herd grows stronger, polishing dreams.
Secrets whisper in every blade of grass—
Find the hidden laughs, as dangers amass.
But beware the lights from up above,
Those cheeky aliens came for a probe and a shove!

Cows Gone Mad: Battle for Pasture Prime – Block 2 Public testing is around the corner!
Block 2 feels way more finished, with smoother combat, refined mechanics, and plenty of Easter eggs (plus a few surprise visitors 👽) waiting to be discovered.

We just wanted to shout out our Top tester for Block 1!

Papabigfoot

Tlalocdragon

Number1vidgamer

We appreciate your feedback and continued support. We can't wait for you to test out Block 2.

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