09/07/2023
🍅While on the scene of an unrelated incident last night, officers observed a lone tomato growing in a crack on Route 201. Knowing tomatoes, even in tomato paste form are not recommended crack fillers, they safely removed it before it became tomato juice.
Perhaps there’s nothing better than a 201-grown tomato. Officers re-homed it at the JCPD and then got quickly back to work to ketchup on some reports. They claimed that their good deed just made them “feel good from my head to-ma-toes”.
