American Made Mischief

American Made Mischief These fun tees are designed to please. Unless you're a leftist. Conservative / Libertarian Satire. Let your t-shirt do the talking.

At least least let it start the conversation. And maybe even let it mouth off a bit.

"The most nine terrifying words in the English language are: "I’m from the government, and I’m here to help."— Ronald Re...
03/17/2025

"The most nine terrifying words in the English language are:
"I’m from the government, and I’m here to help."
— Ronald Reagan

Unless you ARE the government. Then it's:
"I'm with DOGE, and I'm gonna need your login."

Remind the forgetful and the lesser educated among us what we the American Countrymen are really fighting against in the struggle to maintain our liberty, our stability, and our sovereignty.

Stand and proclaim- The Gov't is meant to work FOR us. Not the other way around.
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First, they were "not really effective".- Fauci 02.20Then, they were "extremely important".- Fauci 07.20And as it contin...
03/15/2025

First, they were "not really effective".
- Fauci 02.20
Then, they were "extremely important".
- Fauci 07.20
And as it continued to spread wildly, despite the widespread practice of masking, they were "highly effective".
- Fauci 01.21

This is who they're listening to? I can't imagine being so afraid of something but never bothering to simply read up on the latest independent research about whether or not what I'm doing is actually effective.
I can't imagine valuing the 'medical advice' of compromised bureaucrats and corporate-paid media shills over all of the unbought objective evidence from actual bona fide health practitioners and innovators working hands on with actual patients?

If you're that blind and careless with where you put your faith, well... we got a word for that.

Whether you want to protect and guide the flock like a shepherd, or pick them off one by one like a wolf, you're gonna need this sweet non-non-confrontational tee.
Available only here, in a place liberals fear to tread:
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"He who hath the shred, hath the cred."- Socrates, age 69. 420 B.C.Just as The Prophecy foretold!'He who can deliver us ...
03/14/2025

"He who hath the shred, hath the cred."
- Socrates, age 69. 420 B.C.

Just as The Prophecy foretold!
'He who can deliver us from evil shall be one who has risen many towers, and many structures, for which to be skated, around and upon, by the people.
For he who bringeth the barrier half-walls, the endless staircase railings, and the fountains rimmed in concrete, shall be he alone who can provide recovery for a weary nation.'

Where I come from, that demands a little respect.
We show ours with this:
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There's this funny thing about the rules-They don't seem to apply to the ones who make them.Which is why I'm proud to an...
03/13/2025

There's this funny thing about the rules-
They don't seem to apply to the ones who make them.

Which is why I'm proud to announce my candidacy to represent North Carolina in the United States Congress🎉

Together, we can lift me up, far above the rest of you!
So high that I'll no longer be within your reach. And from there, undisturbed by the ethics of the common man, I will rule with impunity from on high!

To keep out corporate interests, I'll be funding my entire campaign strictly through the sale of this t-shirt, so we need your commitment now more than ever.
Support real positive change (for just me) here:
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You used to have to go out of your way for a freak show.All of sudden now they're preaching gender alphabet theory while...
03/12/2025

You used to have to go out of your way for a freak show.

All of sudden now they're preaching gender alphabet theory while making your coffee, demolishing your daughters in sports, and reading to your kids at the local drag queen story hour.

Bring back the paywall between us and whatever fresh hell has overcome these confused narcissists with a fragile false facade for an identity.

Upset the rotten apple cart and re-normalize making freaks weird again with just one simple t-shirt. Available here and now:
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“It is better to be alone than in bad company.”— George WashingtonWe tend to agree. Because when you've got friends like...
03/11/2025

“It is better to be alone than in bad company.”
— George Washington

We tend to agree. Because when you've got friends like the EU, NATO, WHO, and the WEF... Who needs enemies?

Grind the gaslighting and grift of the greedy globalist Godless goons to a halt and watch the healing begin. You do you. We're gonna focus on US for a while.

Stake your claim to sovereignty and wear it on your chest in fashionable protest.
Available here now:
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“The past was erased, the erasure was forgotten, the lie became the truth.” — George Orwell, "1984"Nah nah nah, not so f...
03/10/2025

“The past was erased, the erasure was forgotten, the lie became the truth.” — George Orwell, "1984"

Nah nah nah, not so fast- We don't forgive, and we damn sure don't forget infringements on our freedoms. The only way forward is honesty & accountability- objective truth, up front, no matter the outcome.

Otherwise, we'll have to assume that you have something to hide, and you'll be treated appropriately as a threat.
Stand for truth & freedom, and have fun doing it as a bonus.

Fashionable resistance is available here and now:
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"Power is in tearing human minds to pieces and putting them together again in new shapes of your own choosing." — Orwell...
03/10/2025

"Power is in tearing human minds to pieces and putting them together again in new shapes of your own choosing." — Orwell "1984"

A torn mind tears the relationship with reality.
Torn realities tear the relationships of the family.
Torn families tear the community.
Torn communities tear the culture.
Torn cultures disintegrate into violence and decay.

A message to the would-be censors on the left:
Speaking IS thinking, and we will allow ZERO restrictions on either. If you disagree about the first amendment, let me show you the second...

Bait 'em to come at you hard with this tee, and then you'll know who's who, and what's what. Available here and now:
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Haters hot on your treacherous trail of deceptive deeds? Got some 'inconvenient' incriminating evidence that you need yo...
03/09/2025

Haters hot on your treacherous trail of deceptive deeds? Got some 'inconvenient' incriminating evidence that you need you destroy?

Make 'em so scared... they declare they're not suicidal.

Let the witnesses, whistleblowers, plaintiffs, defrauded investors, loose ends, and criminal investigators know-
The phrase "under mysterious circumstances" may or may not be used in the news of their disappearance or unfortunate untimely deaths.

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"A sacred respect for the constitutional law is the vital principle, the sustaining energy of a free government."— Alexa...
03/09/2025

"A sacred respect for the constitutional law is the vital principle, the sustaining energy of a free government."
— Alexander Hamilton

Welcome to the American Revolution 2.0 -
We're takin' it back to basics with a focus on fundamentals.
Because sometimes, the old ways are best.

Go forth, revel in the elegant glory of our American heritage. Educate those who have forgotten or neglected to take ownership for their share of the responsibility of making this country great. Patriotism is contagious, be your own local patient zero:
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Gaze into the rich beauty of the dawning of a new era of American exceptionalism.It's a multi-faceted fight for freedom ...
03/09/2025

Gaze into the rich beauty of the dawning of a new era of American exceptionalism.

It's a multi-faceted fight for freedom forging forward into the frontier of a fast-paced future, and facing our foes with fearless fortitude and formidable firepower.

All of that, AND, it’s also a fun tee shirt that you can have for your very own. For it is foretold that 'whoever weareth this tee shall forge their own frontier of facilitating frowns from fragile minded frustrated fools who fear the fearless'.

Demonstrate that you great each new day with an appreciation for American greatness- Available here:
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"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to ...
03/09/2025

"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government—lest it come to dominate our lives and interests."
— Patrick Henry

For whatever reason, sometimes, you gotta remind folks-
The Government is supposed to be working for you, not the other way around.
It's time to get government grift into the guillotine and get back to a golden age of American glory.

Patriotism is cool again, and the wearable kind is easy to find - Available here:
https://americanmademischief.com/products/stars-bars-for-the-people-1776-tee

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