Two Dicks Named Steve

Two Dicks Named Steve Two Dicks Named Steve is what happens when immature humor, clever wordplay, and zero shame collide.

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01/30/2026

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01/07/2026

Welcome to Jurassic Park, ish.

Two Dicks Named Steve is what happens when immature humor, clever wordplay, and zero shame collide.We make novelty shirt...
01/06/2026

Two Dicks Named Steve is what happens when immature humor, clever wordplay, and zero shame collide.
We make novelty shirts and merch that toe the line, double down on innuendo, and leave just enough to the imagination to make it funnier.

If you laugh at jokes you probably shouldn’t…
If your humor lives somewhere between dad jokes and “did they really just say that?”…
If subtle is overrated…

Welcome home. 😎

⚠️ Warning: Not for the easily offended. Absolutely for everyone else.

The Etsy shop is open with our first 10 designs! Please stop by, like and follow, buy some stuff, promote us, show us off to everyone!!

Website coming soon!!!

*no seriously we are trying to retire dammit!! ~ Steve and Steve 😎🏴‍☠️

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