Wacky Cycle cc

01/26/2026

🇺🇸🚴‍♂️ NEW YEAR. NEW MILES. SAME FREEDOM. 🇺🇸

It’s late January, the excuses are officially expired,
and it’s time to get back on the bike and start the year properly.

Meet our USA Cycling Jersey — built for riders who like their miles long, their roads open, and their style unapologetically bold.

Perfect for shaking off winter legs, setting fresh goals, and rolling into the new year looking the part.

💧 Sweat-wicking, breathable fabric
🚴 Performance fit that feels good mile after mile
🌱 We plant a tree in your name with every order
🇺🇸 Stars, stripes, and serious riding energy

👕 Grab just the jersey for a clean, classic look
🩳 Or go full kit (jersey + bib shorts) for max comfort and value

🎉 35% OFF — ending soon.
New year deals don’t hang around forever.

Start 2026 strong.
Shop the sale — link in bio.

12/08/2025

🎄🚴‍♂️ HAPPY HOLIDAYS, WACKY RIDERS! 🎁🔥

It’s 8 December, the lights are twinkling, the rides are getting cooler, and even the grumpiest riders are cracking a smile… (okay, maybe half a smile 😏)

To celebrate the season, we’re dropping 35% OFF sitewide — because nothing melts holiday grumpiness faster than a fresh new jersey at a killer price.

Featuring classics like the Grumpy Old Man Club – Only Happy When Cycling jersey…
because let’s be honest: some of us really are only happy when we’re on the bike.
And that’s okay — we support the vibe. 😎

💧 Sweat-wicking comfort for crisp winter miles
🚴 Performance fit that feels good on every ride
🌱 Tree planted in your name with every order
🎁 35% OFF everything — happening right now

👕 Grab just the jersey and ride into the holidays in style
🩳 Or go full kit (jersey + bib shorts) at a discounted price for the ultimate setup

Holiday season is rolling in fast — make your rides fun, festive, and a little wacky.

Shop the Holiday Sale — link in bio.

Fun Cycling Jerseys at Friendly Prices

11/18/2025

🖤🚴‍♂️ BLACK FRIDAY IS ROLLING IN… AND IT’S GETTING WACKY 🌮🔥

It’s mid-November, the weather’s getting chilly, and you know what that means…
Time to warm things up with 50% OFF the wackiest cycling gear on the internet. 😎

Yes, you read that right. Half. Freaking. Price.
Even your wallet just did a little happy dance. 💃🕺

Our early access Black Friday sale is officially LIVE — and this is your sign to grab that jersey you’ve been eyeing since, like, July.

👕 Grab the jersey
🩳 Go full kit (because why not look spicy head-to-toe?)
🌮 Bonus points if it’s the Taco Jersey… just saying.
🌱 Tree planted in your name with every order
💨 Same comfort. Same quality. Half the price.

These deals move faster than you on a downhill.
Early access is LIVE — link in bio.

10/31/2025

🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN, WACKY RIDERS! 👻🚴‍♂️

The pumpkins are out, the candy’s flowing, and your bike deserves a little costume of its own. 😎
Our Halloween Sale is wrapping up — snag 33% off all cycling jerseys and kits before it vanishes into the night! 🦇🍬

Whether you’re chasing miles, candy, or just that endorphin high, do it looking frightfully good.

💧 Breathable, sweat-wicking fabric — keeps you cool when the ride heats up.
🚴 Performance fit that feels wickedly comfy mile after mile.
🌱 We plant a tree in your name with every order — and send you your own link to it!
🌍 Free worldwide shipping on orders over $75.

👕 Grab just the jersey for a festive fall ride, or
🩳 Go full kit (jersey + bib shorts) at a discounted price for ultimate comfort.

It’s Halloween — treat yourself, no tricks. 😏

Shop now before these spooky-good deals disappear! Link in bio.

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10/07/2025

🎃 Spooky season has officially begun! 👻

We’re kicking it off with 33% OFF EVERYTHING — jerseys, kits, caps, the lot! 🍬

Get spooky on your next ride with designs so wild they’ll scare the competition away. 💀
And don’t worry — our COOLMAX® fabric keeps you cool, dry, and far from looking like a swamp monster by the end of your ride. 😅

✨ Why riders love Wacky Cycle:
🌀 One-of-a-kind, freaky-fun designs
💧 Breathable, sweat-wicking fabrics (because eek 🥵)
🚴‍♂️ Padded for smooth rides, even over bumps in the night
🌱 Every item plants trees — ride green, look mean (in a good way)

Don’t ghost this deal — spooky savings vanish when Halloween does! 👻
💥 33% OFF sitewide — link in bio!

09/05/2025

🎃 Autumn Vibes, Spooky Rides! 🚴🦇

It’s only September, but the leaves are turning, the air’s getting crisp, and Halloween is creeping closer 👀🍂. Time to roll into autumn with our Pumpkins, Bats & Spiders Cycling Jersey—a fun, wacky design that’ll have you flying through fall like a bat outta… well, you know. 🦇

🔥 Breathable, sweat-wicking fabric—perfect for those cooler rides.
🕷️ Playful, spooky design—because why wait ‘til October to get festive?
🌱 We plant a tree in your name with every order (and you’ll get a link to it in our growing forest!).

👕 Grab just the jersey for a sleek autumn look.
🩳 Or go full kit (jersey + bib shorts) at a discounted price for max comfort.

🌍 Free worldwide shipping on orders over $75.

Halloween’s less than 2 months away—get spooky early, and make your rides a little wacky.

Link in bio

06/28/2025

🚨 NEW DROP LOADING… 🏁

The rumours are true. We’ve officially lost the plot (again).
Our latest design is inspired by the most chaotic, engine-revving, laugh-snorting cartoon ever made…

💥 Ride Like a Villain. Laugh Like a Muttley. 💥
Introducing our Wacky Races–inspired jersey: a full-throttle tribute to cartoon chaos and mischief on two wheels.

😈 Outrageously bold
🐶 Slightly unhinged
🚴‍♂️ Built for badasses who don’t take cycling too seriously

⚠️ Dropping soon. Only for riders who like their kits fast, funny, and just a bit villainous…

Stay tuned, legends. 🏁

06/25/2025

🚨 Start of Summer Sale! 🚴‍♂️💨

It’s officially sweat season… and what better way to celebrate than slipping into something stretchy, breathable, and absolutely ridiculous? 😎☀️

For a limited time only, ALL our cycling jerseys and kits are on sale! Yup. Every single wacky, LOL-worthy, head-turning design we’ve ever stitched together. 🧵

🧼 Fresh summer looks
🔥 Hot enough to make the tarmac jealous
💸 Discounted so you can still afford post-ride drinks & snacks

Get in. Gear up. Be that cyclist.
Shop now before we come to our senses!

05/02/2025

☀️ WEEKEND FORECAST: CYCLING WITH A STRONG CHANCE OF DRINKING 🚴🍻

Let’s keep it real… weekends were made for two things: long rides and cold drinks. (Hydration is hydration, right?)

The “Weekend Forecast: Cycling With a Chance of Drinking” jersey is your official uniform for spinning hard and sipping harder.

🚴‍♂️ Lightweight, breathable fabric—so you stay cool while earning that post-ride pint.
🍺 Sleek, comfy fit that looks just as good at the bar as it does on the bike.
😂 Perfectly wacky design to show the world you don’t take life—or lycra—too seriously.
🌱 We plant a tree in your name, and yes, you get the link to it. Because saving the planet pairs well with pale ale.

👕 Grab the jersey solo
🩳 Or go full kit and look dangerously thirsty

FREE worldwide shipping on all orders right now—because nobody should have to pay extra for being awesome.

Link in bio. Ride first, cheers later

02/20/2025

🇺🇸 SPRING IS COMING—TIME TO UNLEASH YOUR INNER BALD EAGLE! 🦅🚴‍♂️

Winter’s over. The sun’s out. And it’s officially time to stop making excuses and start making miles—in the most patriotic way possible. Enter the USA Cycling Jersey, the ultimate way to say “I ride fast, I ride free, and yes, I’ll take that post-ride burger with extra cheese.” 🇺🇸🍔

💨 Sweat-wicking, breathable fabric—because nobody wants to marinate in their own effort.
🚀 Snug, performance fit—for looking fast even if you’re just cruising to the café.
🇺🇸 Stars & Stripes design—so people know you mean business (or at least love a good BBQ).
🌱 We plant a tree for every order—and you’ll get a link to your tree, so you can brag about saving the planet while riding like a legend.

👕 Jersey only if you like to keep things simple.
🩳 Full kit (jersey + bib shorts) if you believe in maximum comfort and maximum style.

🌍 FREE worldwide shipping on orders over $75—because freedom shouldn’t have borders.

Spring’s coming. The road is calling. Your legs are (probably) 😎 ready. Grab yours now! Link in bio.