Yeet That Teet

04/13/2026

Even when you get back out into the Real World™, let ‘em know you’re forever and always part of the Sh*tty T*tty Committee.

04/01/2026

Whether you’re cheering from the sidelines or hiking Yellowstone, these Nike Dri-FIT visors have you covered (but, like, just the face, on account of it being, you know, open on top). 😀

02/11/2026

Friendly reminder that you don’t need a rack to be somebody’s snack. 🫦

02/07/2026

Spotted at Mardi Gras: Yeet That Teet Coolies. Always a favorite bit of lagniappe in “Congratusorry” care packages.

12/29/2025

12/25/2025

Deck the halls, ladies. And then check them mammaries.

12/22/2025

12/07/2025

This is what a successful battle with cancer looks like. Wired up to an EKG and regularly poked with needles you could knit a scarf with.

Friends who are on a similar path joke and call the clinic our day spa since we now visit with hair regrown and more pep in our step. We can now drive ourselves to and from, but it’s still not a fun place to land.

The leash to the clinic gets longer than during active treatment, but you’re still leashed for years.

It’s exhausting. It’s anxiety-inducing.

And it’s still a privilege. Cause it beats the alternative.

This is the light at the end of a miserable tunnel. It’s a weird shade I didn’t expect. But it’s there.

11/19/2025

Two bags. Dozens of once-loved, once-needed boulder holders.
And now they have their second act. ✨

Dropped off this latest batch of Bra-vo! donations to (Sister José Women’s Shelter) — a full-circle moment for anyone who’s healed from surgery only to find a drawer of bras that no longer fit the body or the era.

Instead of gathering dust, they get to do real good for women who deserve comfort, dignity, and choice just as much as any of us.

Honoring what once was. Empowering what comes next.
And yes… YEETing what no longer serves you counts as community service. 💛🫶

As long as we are tabling at a market, we will keep that yellow hamper out to drop off your once-loved, no longer needed bras!

10/25/2025

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10/21/2025

Witch, please. 🧙‍♀️ You don’t need cleavage to cast a spell.
Confidence > cup size, and this flat witch is proof that sexy comes in all silhouettes. ✨



🖤 Disclaimer: Our Halloween posts lean into dark humor because sometimes laughter is the best spell we’ve got. We honor those we’ve lost to breast cancer, and this content is meant to empower survivors and thrivers—never to make light of the fight.

10/13/2025

This spooky season, let’s haunt pinkwashing, ghost toxic positivity, and celebrate every flat-and-fabulous soul who’s still here to laugh about it. 👻



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Disclaimer (for all spooky posts):
Dark humor is how many of us survive the unfunny parts of breast cancer. These posts are meant to honor that coping, not to make light of anyone lost to the disease. We’re here to celebrate the living, remember the lost, and laugh through the in-between. 💗⚰️