Gobsmack'd

21/09/2026

Did you know a group of crows is called a murder?

Nobody in ornithology history has ever undersold a bird gang harder. Five of them on a fence line is just Tuesday morning. Five of them on a fence line staring directly at you is a personality test.

Tag whoever's backyard this is happening in right now.

Neighbourhood Watch - New Tee

21/09/2026

ＭＥＮ？ ＯＰＴＩＯＮＡＬ！😂

There are certain questions in life that deserve serious consideration.

𝗗𝗼 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲?
Obviously.

𝗗𝗼 𝗜 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧-𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗿𝘁?
Also obviously.

𝗗𝗼 𝗜 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗮 𝗺𝗮𝗻?.. OPTIONAL.

Our MEN? OPTIONAL! Tee has arrived, featuring a fabulous retro-inspired woman who appears to have already considered the matter thoroughly.

Available in women's and unisex styles.

Because sometimes the best relationship you can have is with your own wardrobe.

MEN? OPTIONAL!
Choices. We like 'em.

Shop Gobsmack’d.

19/09/2026

😎☕𝐂𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 & 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐞. 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐞...𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.

This black ceramic mug brings retro vibes, questionable life choices and just enough attitude to make your morning brew everyone else’s problem.

Featuring a very relaxed cat in shades, a glorious retro sunset and the words “Caffeinated & Masturbated”, it’s basically a motivational mug for people who have stopped pretending they have their s**t together.

Perfect for coffee, tea, desk beverages, questionable workplace banter, or simply reminding visitors that yes, you really did buy the mug.

Black ceramic. Cool cat. Zero regrets.

Because apparently this is what peak adulthood looks like.

Gobsmack’d. Looking flash without even trying.

08/09/2026

🔥 IS IT A BBQ… OR A HOSTAGE SITUATION? 🔥

So tell us...

What is the #1 unspoken rule of an Aussie BBQ? 👇😂

The sausages are on.
The esky is open.
Someone has brought a salad nobody is touching.
And the bloke at the BBQ has been guarding the tongs for 47 minutes. 😂

Welcome to The Unspoken Rules of the Aussie Barbeque.

Because an Aussie BBQ isn’t just a meal. It’s a carefully negotiated social contract involving:

🍖 Who is actually allowed near the BBQ
🍺 Who gets the first beer
🔥 How much unsolicited advice the BBQ cook must endure
🌭 The sacred sausage-to-bread ratio
🥗 Why someone always brings a bloody quinoa salad
👀 And the moment you realise you’ve been at the BBQ for 6 hours and nobody has actually eaten dessert.

There are rules.

Nobody wrote them down.

But EVERY. BLOODY. AUSSIE. KNOWS. THEM.

Why do we do this? Why do we stand in 40-degree Celsius heat, swatting away flies that have the persistence of a debt collector? Don't break these Aussie rules.

05/09/2026

Forget about Ivy Leagues; meet EU: Extra-Terrestrial University. Four dodgy-looking aliens strut across Abbey Road in a tee that’s equal parts parody, rebellion, and fashion, with a middle finger to normal. This isn’t a band reunion; it’s a wardrobe revolution: 100% cotton comfort, sturdy double stitching, and a print that’s darker than your sense of humour. If you’re a Beatles fan who isn’t precious about album art, a sci‑fi nerd who believes Area 51 has better style than Zara, or anyone who knows normal is overrated, this tee was made for you.

Ready to enroll? Add to cart and snag a spot at Extra-Terrestrial Uni before the mothership beams away. It’s not just a t-shirt; it’s a conspiracy theory with sleeves. Gift vibes? Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or that mate who still bangs on about vinyl like it’s 1972. Drop a comment: which alien accessory would you pair this with? 👽🛸

24/08/2026

I’m from the 1990s. 📼

We grew up when phones stayed on the wall, the internet made THAT noise, and “going viral” meant you probably needed a doctor.

Now we’re expected to understand algorithms, passwords, QR codes and why everything needs an app.

Honestly. We’re doing our best. 😂

Our 90s Ringer Tee comes in Red or Black, because apparently nostalgia needed a uniform.

Unisex. Comfortable. Mildly sarcastic. Chronologically confused.

Please be patient with us. We’re from the 1990s.

24/08/2026

A bit of news for anyone who's picked up a Gobsmack'd tee at a market or pop-up: we've had a refresh.

New logo. It's basically a raised eyebrow, because that's the reaction we're going for. Not a laugh, not a lecture. Just the look you give someone when they've said the thing everyone was already thinking.

Everything else stays the same. Same specific truths, same no kangaroos, same refusal to explain why it's funny.

Come find us at the next market, or have a look online; link in the comments.

Gobsmack'd. Australia, actually.

07/04/2026

Look, we’ve all got that one mate who starts the car before checking if there’s any petrol in the tank. Same goes for the gob.

This is a "gentle" reminder for the absolute legends who speak at 110km/h while their brain is still doing a three-point turn in the driveway. Consider it a public service announcement for your face.

Whether you’re heading to the pub, dealing with workplace nonsense, or just trying to survive the school run without catching a charge, this tee does the heavy lifting for you. It’s loud, it’s cheeky, and it’s basically a personality test for anyone standing too close.

Stop letting your mouth write cheques your brain can't cash.

Grab the 'Plug It In First. Brain Not Found' tee and join the chaos here: https://www.gobsmackd.au/shop/the-sin-bin/plug-it-in-first-brain-not-found-unisex/

05/04/2026

The universal response to "Mum, where’s my...?" has finally arrived in ceramic form. ☕️🔥

We’ve all been there. You’ve just sat down with a fresh cuppa, and suddenly the house acts like they’ve lost the ability to perform basic human functions. Can you find the remote? Yes. Can you fix the Wi-Fi? Probably. Do you want to? Absolutely bloody not.

Welcome to the Guerilla Motherhood phase. It’s about boundaries, active refusal, and reclaiming your arvo from the general chaos of living with people who can't find the butter when it’s right in front of them.

This Mother’s Day, don't get her another generic Best Mum candle that smells like beige. Get her the I Can, But I Don’t Want To mug from our Mums With Bite series.

It’s loud, it’s honest, and it’s the ultimate shield against unsolicited requests for just one quick thing.

Grab yours at the link in our bio before she goes on a permanent strike.

30/03/2026

Mum’s not sweating, she’s on a “private tropical vacation.” 🔥

Treat the old girl to something that matches her energy. 15-20% OFF selected gear for Mum’s Day (10/05/2026).

Don’t be a drongo, shop here: https://www.gobsmackd.au/mums-day-gifts/

29/03/2026

Forget the lukewarm tea and the half-burnt toast. We’re officially entering the Guerilla Motherhood phase.

You know the vibe. One minute she’s calmly scrolling, the next she drops *The Phrase*. The one that tells you the peace treaty has been shredded and she’s officially entered Goblin Mode.

Is it: “I’m not asking, I’m telling.”?
Is it: “Don’t make me come in there.”?
Or the absolute death knell: “Right, that’s it.”

When Mum hits Goblin Mode, there are no survivors. Only chores.

Mother’s Day is coming up on May 10th. If your Mum is a certified loose unit who prefers a laugh over a bunch of wilting carnations, we’ve got the gear to match her energy.

Tag a mate whose Mum has a black belt in verbal warfare. Or better yet, tag the Goblin Queen herself.

25/03/2026

Ever received an email that says “Kind regards” but you can actually feel the sender's hand hovering over a voodoo doll of your face? 💀

Welcome to the high-stakes game of psychological warfare disguised as polite office emails. We all know the hierarchy of passive-aggression in Australia:

“Cheers” = We’re sweet.
“Kind regards” = I am tolerating your existence for now.
“Regards” = I have already contacted my lawyer and your desk is being cleared as we speak.

Our legend Kartanya Martinez has just dropped a brand new blog breaking down the absolute madness of corporate translation. If you’ve ever used “As per my last email” to basically tell someone to jump in a lake, this one is for you. It’s funny, it’s relatable, and it’s too bloody accurate.

Stop whatever soul-crushing spreadsheet you’re working on and have a squiz at the full breakdown here: https://shorturl.at/3bAwx

Tag a mate who is the undisputed champion of the passive-aggressive email or someone who needs to learn that “Regards” is basically a declaration of war. 🚩🔥

Don't be a beige office drone. Read it before your boss "loops you in" on another meeting that could have been an email.

23/03/2026

Footy season is officially back, which means your mate’s entire personality is about to become “unhinged yelling at a TV screen.” 🏉🥴

We all have that one feral mate who genuinely believes the umpire can hear them through the 65-inch Hisense. The one who treats a Round 1 loss like a national tragedy and spends their entire Monday morning “analysing” plays like they didn’t just spend the whole arvo face-deep in meat pies and mid-strength tinnies.

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬... 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠? 📉

Ours is a proper mess. The boss is currently sitting 5th in the NRL tipping (not bad) but a dismal 12th in the AFL. I mean, she actually tipped Essendon for the win in Round 2. 💀 If that’s not a cry for help, I don’t know what is.

If you’re going to lose your absolute marbles (or your dignity in the tipping comp), you might as well look the part. A Gobsmack’d tee is basically a high-vis vest for people who are about to cause a scene. 💥

Tag the biggest footy menace you know or someone whose tipping is currently in the bin. 🗑️

Get geared up for the chaos at gobsmackd.au

18/03/2026

What Aussie slang word needs to be retired immediately, and why is it 'Crikey'? 👇

Look, we love a bit of heritage, but some words just feel like they were invented by a marketing board in 1985 to sell koala keychains. If I hear one more person say "Crikey" without a hint of irony, I’m calling the police. It’s giving "I’ve never actually left the CBD" energy.

Are we ready to bin "Strewth"? Is it "Fair dinkum"? Or are we finally over "Flat out like a lizard drinking"?

If it sounds like something a tourist would wear on a bucket hat, it probably belongs in the bin. 🚮🔥

Dump your least favourite slang in the comments and let’s start the Great Australian Word Bin Fire of 2026.

Tag a mate who still talks like they’re in a 90s tourism ad. Go on.

17/03/2026

Ever received an email that says “Kind regards”, but you can actually feel the sender's hand hovering over a voodoo doll of your face? 💀

Our legend Kartanya Martinez has just dropped a brand new blog breaking down the absolute madness of corporate translation. If you’ve ever used “As per my last email” to basically tell someone to jump in a lake, this one is for you. It’s funny, it’s relatable, and it’s too bloody accurate.

Tag a mate who is the undisputed champion of the passive-aggressive email or someone who needs to learn that “Regards” is basically a declaration of war. 🚩🔥

Deconstructing the subtle art of office warfare through email sign-offs and "per my last email" energy. A Guide to Australian Workplace Humour. Written by our guest blogger Kartanya Martinez.

16/03/2026

It’s 10am on a Tuesday and if you’re not already three Guinnesses deep and claiming you’re 1/16th Irish, are you even doing St Paddy’s right? 🍀

🍀𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐒𝐭 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤’𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐲🍀 to all our favourite loose units! Whether you’re actually from the Motherland or just here for the mid-week chaos, we see you. Today is the one day of the year where "Shenanigans" isn't just a word: it's a legally binding contract for the afternoon.

Expectation: A nice, quiet pint with the mates.
Reality: Singing 'The Rattlin' Bog' at the top of your lungs to a confused barista by 2pm.

If you’re wearing the ‘Kiss Me, I’m Irish’ tee, we salute your bravery (and your liver). Just remember, "I'm Irish" is not a valid excuse for whatever you're about to do on the dance floor tonight. Or maybe it is. We’re not your mum.

Tag the mate who’s guaranteed to be the first one kicked out of the pub this arvo. 🍻👟

15/03/2026

𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄! 𝟏,𝟐 𝐨𝐫 𝟑?
Listen, we’ve all had those days where the boss’s footsteps sound like a T-Rex in Jurassic Park and you’re two seconds away from climbing into the industrial shredder just for a bit of peace.

If you're currently wearing our ‘Exhausted Admin’ tee, you’re not just an employee: you’re a professional hide-and-seek champion. But we want to know, where do you actually go when the "urgent" emails start flying?

Cast your vote for the ultimate sanctuary:

1️⃣ The bins – High risk, high reward. If you can handle the smell of yesterday's tuna bake, you're safe for at least twenty minutes.

2️⃣ The toilet – The classic fortress of solitude. The only place where “I’m busy” is never questioned.

3️⃣ ‘On the other line’ – The pro move. Stare blankly at a dial tone while nodding aggressively. 10/10 for the hustle.

👇🏽Drop your choice below or tell us your secret spot. Tag a work mate who’s probably hiding in the supply closet right now.

14/03/2026

Confession time, Legends. 🎤

What’s the most 'Gobsmack’d' thing you’ve ever done?

Did you wear a mosh-pit-ready back print to your nan’s 90th? Did you walk into a job interview looking like a total loose unit?

Drop your best (or worst) stories in the comments. The most chaotic one might just win some street cred. Or a high five. Maybe both.

Go! 👇

14/03/2026

Rest In Peace to the weekend that could’ve been. 🕯️🎸

There is no vibe quite as tragic as "Festival Grave Energy." You know the one: when the gig gets canned, but you’d already committed to the glitter, the boots, and the boldest tee in your wardrobe.

Now you’re standing in the Woolies milk aisle at 10 AM, looking like a discarded disco ball, just trying to remember what silence feels like.

If you see someone in a Gobsmack’d shirt staring blankly at the sourdough today, give ‘em a nod. They’ve been through enough.

Who else is mourning the lineup? 😭👇

13/03/2026

Big back print energy: front says hi, back says fight me.

If you’re the kind of legend who sees a phone ringing and thinks, “That’s a problem for future me,” then this is the tee for you. Because let’s be real, the only line we care about right now is a 20lb test and a cold beer on the other end.

The “Fishin’ and Kickin’ Ass” t-shirt is the ultimate way to tell the boss, your ex, or that random bloke from HR to rack off. It’s loud, it’s unapologetic, and it’s basically a legal excuse to be a total loose unit at the beach.

The front looks polite enough, but the back? That’s where the magic happens. A phone screen parody that says, “Sorry, I missed your call. I was on the other line.” It’s the perfect conversation starter: mostly for people who want to tell you how much they love it while you’re busy catching dinner.

Whether you’re actually fishing or just pretending so people leave you alone, this tee has your back (literally).

Grab yours and start missing calls in style.

Shop it here: https://www.gobsmackd.au/shop/blokes-and-folks/fishin-and-kickin-ass-its-all-i-do-unisex-t-shirt/

08/03/2026

Gobsmack'd is taking orders across the globe! 😍 Now you can:

Check out with us using Afterpay.

Pay in your local currency.

Pay it in 4 interest-free instalments over 6 weeks.*



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04/03/2026

🔥 REVELATION: NEW DROP ALERT 🔥
When your mate says something blasphemous, and you’re like…
“Cool story... I’M TELLING DAD.” 😇📞 This tee is the Divine Hotline™ you didn’t know your wardrobe needed.

Jesus in aviators, halo lit, phone to his ear, ready to snitch with style. Half holy. Half hilarious. 100% chaos calibrated.

Whether it’s Sunday brunch, servo runs, or trying not to offend nan at dinner, this shirt saves souls with sass. 👕

💛 Bright yellow text screaming “I’M TELLING DAD”
😎 Jesus with sunnies & cell service = pure comedy gold
🧵 Soft AF 100% combed & ring-spun cotton
👕 Unisex fit, sinners, saints, and troublemakers all welcome

This isn’t just a tee, it’s a divine intervention in casual wear. 🙏🤡

Tag the mate who needs this in their confession booth (a.k.a laundry pile).
Drop a 🙌 if you’d rock this to brunch.
Or hit 🔥 if this is your spiritual level.



(And hey, respect to all faiths. It’s all in good fun and cheeky banter.)

02/03/2026

👀𝐒𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐒𝐨𝐟𝐚 𝐄𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐲. 𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦.
For the straight shooters.
The truth bombers.
The “I’m not mean, I’m just accurate” crowd.

Meet the “𝐈’𝐦 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧, 𝐈’𝐦 𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭” Retro Cushion
40.64cm x 40.64cm of unapologetic attitude wrapped in vintage housewife realness.

She’s calm.
Book in hand.
Mentally preparing to end someone with a single sentence.

Double-sided print, because one side of sass isn’t enough.
Soft polyester fill, plush, supportive, and refuses to collapse under pressure.
Crisp retro colours, because your shade deserves high definition.

Perfect for:
🏠 The reading nook where you pretend you’re peaceful
🛋 The couch where you silently judge reality TV
🪑 Your work chair (if HR has no personality)

Gift it to:
💅 The brutally honest bestie
💬 Your “truth hurts” sibling
🧠 Your therapist (ironically)
🔥 Yourself, because your décor should match your energy

Soft on the outside.
Dangerous underneath.

👉 Tag the friend who “just tells it like it is.”
👉 Comment HONEST if you’ve ended someone with a calm sentence.
👉 Or drop a 📖 if this pillow is you.

02/03/2026

🦜𝗬𝗔 𝗙𝗟𝗔𝗠𝗜𝗡’ 𝗚𝗔𝗟𝗔𝗛. 𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸.
This isn’t just a mug.
It’s affectionate aggression in ceramic form.
It’s a verbal eye roll before caffeine.
It’s the kind of energy that says “morning” without actually saying morning.

Perfect for the mate who rocks up late.
Your sibling.
Your coworker who replies to all.
Or honestly… yourself.

11oz of serious brew capacity.
Dishwasher safe, because handwashing is for people who have their life together.

White with black handle? Clean chaos.
Black on black? Full menace before 9am.

Great gift. Greater attitude.
Put the kettle on, ya flamin’ galah.

👉 Tag the galah in your life.
👉 Comment “OI” if this is your morning personality.
👉 Or drop a 🦜 if you’re owning the title.

01/03/2026

⚡𝐂𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐘𝐨𝐮? 𝐒𝐚𝐦𝐞.⚡What day did your payment hit? Be honest 👀👇

We’re not whispering about it anymore.
We’re wearing it.

Raised By Centrelink isn’t a joke, it’s a badge of honour.
It’s resilience.
It’s stretching $20 till Thursday.
It’s knowing the payment cycle better than your own birthday.

You learned how to make it work when things were tight.
That’s not embarrassing. That’s elite survival skills.

Soft cotton.
Unisex fit.
Available in black or white (because we’ve made enough hard decisions in life).

Big statement.
Zero shame.
All backbone.

Tag someone who knows the Cenno cycle better than their star sign 👇🔥

22/02/2026

🔥 YEAH NAH! THIS ONE IS FOR THE SURVIVORS 🔥
⭐ 𝐃𝐫𝐨𝐩 𝐚 🔥 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐨’𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮.

Some people are 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨.
Some people are 𝘫𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨.
And then there’s 𝐲𝐨𝐮... 𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐎𝐧 𝐁𝐲 𝐀 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐫!
(Yeah… just one. Not even a good one.)

This tee gets it.
It’s not dramatic, 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦! 🤡

Whether you’re legging it to brunch, fronting up to therapy, or sitting through a meeting that should’ve been an email, let your shirt do the talking.
Because mate… your patience is on its last dang strand.

Made from soft AF cotton that doesn’t cling like your ex’s texts, it keeps things breezy while you keep things together.

Available in black or white, because when life’s barely holding itself up, decision fatigue is cancelled.

Available now! Snag it before your last nerve snaps.

15/02/2026

Taking one of these mugs to work could get you promoted… or HR’d.

We lined up the most questionably appropriate caffeine vessels we could find. Now you’ve gotta choose your fighter.

Watch it through, pick your weapon, and tell us which one you’re rocking into the office/site tomorrow 👇

Tag the mate who’d bring the worst one.

15/02/2026

𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐞… 𝐖𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤.

Meet the mug that says what everyone’s thinking before 8am. We’re Not Here To F*ck Spiders. Straight-up Aussie poetry printed on ceramic. No fluff, no nonsense, just caffeine and a reminder to crack on. Dishwasher safe because you’ve got better things to do, and loud enough to make the office kettle nervous.

Grab yours, load it up, and let the mug do the talking. Tag the mate who needs one or go snag it from the site before they’re gone.

19/10/2025

Tag someone who owes the economy an apology. 💸👇

19/10/2025

⚠️ WARNING: This tee causes side-eyes, compliments, and mild existential crises.

You could behave.
You could be polite.
But you’d rather wear a skeleton pointing out the whole problem. And we love that for you. 💀

This ain’t your average tee.
It’s 100% cotton rebellion wrapped in sarcasm, stitched with “don’t test me” energy.

✅ Front: Skeleton hand casually calling out the chaos
✅ Back: Floral skull + full quote roast, “Don’t be part of the problem, be the whole problem.”
✅ Fit: Comfy, mid-weight, and unbothered
✅ Available in XS to XL, size loud, not small

Perfect for:
👊 Brunch beefs
😈 Passive-aggressive errands
🔥 Quiet quitting, loudly

✨ Wear it if you’ve ever said:
"I’m not dramatic. I’m just right."

🛒 Available now. Probably until someone tries to cancel it.
→ www.gobsmackd.au
→ Tag your most unhinged bestie who needs this.
→ Free sticker sheet with every order, because chaos travels in packs.

18/10/2025

🚨 PSA: Our chaos is now available ONLINE.

You asked. We barked.
And now the tees that talk louder than your mate after 4 cruisers are just one click away.

👉 www.gobsmackd.au 👈
(Yes, that’s a real link. No, it’s not a prank.)

🛒 BUT heads up, we’re still stocking the shelves daily.
New products are dropping faster than your standards at a day rave. So if your fave isn’t there yet? Keep checking. Or don’t and cry later.

This is your digital goblin den where:
🧠 Common sense is in stock
👕 Sizes go from snack to full feast
📦 Your personality arrives screaming in a sticker-bombed mailer

We built it for the gremlins, the GIF-talkers, the festival ferals, and the carpark philosophers.

No more DMs begging for links.
No more “when’s the next drop?”
No more silence.
WE DON’T WHISPER.

💻 GO BARK ONLINE → www.gobsmackd.au

💬 Drop a 🤯 if you’re ready to cop chaos
📦 Free sticker sheet with every order until we run out or get distracted

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17/10/2025

⚠️ If you’ve got COMMON SENSE, this tee’s your uniform.

The world’s on fire and someone just said “Let’s circle back” unironically. It’s time to pick a side:

COMMON SENSE ✅
NON‑SENSE ❌

This isn’t just a tee. It’s a public service announcement in 100% combed cotton.
Sleek fit. Loud energy. No twisty seams or crusty vibes.

Perfect for:
✖ Group chats with too much energy
✖ Exes who speak in riddles
✖ Tuesdays

✅ Backyard chaos
✅ Servo snack runs
✅ Declining calls without guilt

We made it in sizes 6–24, so every legend can flex the standard.
Because “common sense over nonsense” should be the dress code everywhere.

→ Available now: Common Sense Club Tee
→ Warning: may cause nods of respect from strangers

04/10/2025

👽🦄 ALIEN CORN CHAOS HAS LANDED 🦄👽

Ever looked at life and gone, “F**k it! Today I’m a Unicorn”? Same. That’s why we cooked up this unisex beauty: an alien decked out in full unicorn drip, middle finger to reality included.

📢 The Tee:

Caption screams: “F**k it! I’m a Unicorn”

Available in classic black (up to 12/13XL, yes, we see you, big legends)

Or crisp white (up to 6/7XL, still roomy enough to host a BBQ under).

Comfy cotton that’s softer than your ex’s excuses and tougher than your nan’s Tupperware lids.

This ain’t just a shirt, it’s a mood, a meltdown, and a glow-up all stitched into one chaotic slab of fabric. Wear it to festivals, family dinners, or your next Centrelink appointment.

✨ Warning: Side effects may include strangers yelling “oi, sick shirt!” and your auntie quietly questioning her life choices.

21/09/2025

🦇❓ BAT-RIDDLED POP TEE – $36.36 (Ex GST) ❓🦇
When Batman and the Riddler get drunk and swap wardrobes… this is what happens. Chaos. Confusion. Comedy gold.

Our Bat-Riddled Pop Tee (in rebellious purple) is 100% cotton comfort for chaos-loving legends who don’t take Gotham, or life, too seriously. Perfect for nerds, dads, mates, or anyone who thrives on pop culture mayhem.

👉 Price: $36.36 (Ex GST)
👉 Available NOW online.
👉 Printed in Australia (because authenticity > knock-offs).

💥 Sn**ch yours before Gotham runs out of patience.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/Bat-Riddled

10/09/2025

12 Days Until Launch Date!
POV: All Our Nan's When They See Our New Gobsmack'd T-Shirt

08/09/2025

⚠️ 14 DAYS TIL CHAOS ⚠️ Gobsmackd is coming in hotter than a servo pie. Follow now or miss the mess.

07/09/2025

⚡ OI. STOP SCROLLIN’. ⚡
We’re almost ready to unleash Gobsmackd onto the internet, and it’s gonna hit harder than a magpie in swooping season.

Expect shirts that:

Offend your HR department. ✅

Make your ex wish they’d swiped right. ✅

Get you kicked out of Woolies again. ✅

Our launch is coming in hotter than a servo pie at 3AM.

You’ve been warned.

24/05/2025

⚠️ FAIR WARNING: ABSOLUTE CHAOS INCOMING ⚠️
Yeah, you found us. No, we're not quite ready. But like that friend who shows up to the party still buttoning their shirt, we're making an entrance anyway.

GOBSMACK'D IS LAUNCHING SOON.

Prepare for t-shirts that'll make your grandmother clutch her pearls and your mates spit their beer. We're not here to whisper sweet nothings – we're here to bark absolute nonsense across your chest.

Born in the land of "yeah nah" and "get a dog up ya," we're bringing streetwear with a sledgehammer of sass.

or don't. Either way, we'll be in your face soon enough.