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04/06/2026

Gak!

02/06/2026

Hemel ouens, May gave me and my family proper gears. I did not think we'd walk out of it okay.

But here we are! June! We survived. Just waiting for one more member of our tribe to get back on her feet and we'll all be ready for better!

I'm fully amped and prepared to punch all f**kery right on the nose. If it doesn't make life happier, fun, on the up, it can f**k right off. With a sore nose.

Who's with me?

29/05/2026

New Shirt Alert 🚨
Some situations don’t need a paragraph.
They need one word.
Eish.
That’s it. That’s the post.
That’s the feeling.
That’s the shirt.
For traffic. For life. For everything.
Now live 👉 https://www.trashpanda.shop/products/the-eish-shirt

25/05/2026

New Shirt Alert 🚨

Some words do too much.
This one does everything.

Good? Kwaai.
Sorted? Kwaai.
Slightly annoyed but still in control? …Kwaai.
If you know, you know.
Now live 👉 https://www.trashpanda.shop/products/the-kwaai-shirt

23/05/2026

22/05/2026

New Shirt Alert 🚨
You already know how this conversation ends.
“Can we just—”
“No.”
“We have food at home.”
And just like that… character development.
For everyone who grew up hearing it.
And now hears it in their own voice.
Now live 👉 https://www.trashpanda.shop/products/the-we-have-food-at-home-shirt

20/05/2026

Bank bruv. Bank!

Maybe I need to lose some teeth or summat?

19/05/2026

Anyone else missing crumbed mushrooms?

Can't remember the last time I ate halloumi!

Sad.

16/05/2026

We have a shirt for this...

15/05/2026

More fool them. I'd be absolutely f**king rocking today with a wee vodka in me. Just saying.