19/05/2026
Me auditing a client’s website vs what they expect me to find 😂
What they expect: “Our website is solid. We updated it recently, all the details are there, everything should be working fine.”
What I actually discover:
🔴 Mobile speed slower than a Monday morning – 11 seconds to load
🔴 Blog section untouched since 2021
🔴 Contact form not working (and no one noticed)
🔴 Analytics not installed properly
🔴 SSL certificate expired
🔴 Homepage still says “Welcome to [Company Name]”
🔴 Social media links leading nowhere
🔴 Mobile design breaking on smaller screens
🔴 SEO title still on default template settings
🔴 No clear call-to-action anywhere
Me: “So when you said the website is fine…”
Client: 👁️👄👁️
This is more common than people think, and it happens to businesses of every size.
Most business owners aren’t ignoring their websites on purpose — they simply don’t know what to check.
That’s why a proper audit matters.
📌 A website audit shows you what’s helping your business grow… and what’s silently costing you leads.