23/05/2026
Welcome to our latest stakeholder we call him albo sleazy around here and he loves it as much as riding the big budoo. Not only has he done a number on Australia he's also been helping himself to all our l**e and claims it's for the people.
If you've been wondering where we went, the government wrapped us up in so much red tape we had to put a pause on things because unfortunately as a small business we at the time couldn't afford the engineers who do movie world rides to tick off ours.
We promise we will come back swinging and we have a lot of ideas that were in the works and will eventually come out for parties.
If someone can come remove this parasite from the swing in our garage we would greatly appreciate it.