No Wuckin Furries

07/11/2024

Well yeah.. yeah we've been quiet lately ...

First we got put in the drunk tank...

Then we fronted up to court...

We had to do court ordered rehab courtesy of Etsy .. that sucked...

Look being sober isn't the worst thing in the world (it really is)

What we learnt?

Never ever stop drinking especially with a stubby cooler to keep your fingers at a steady mosquito bitten room temperature with a tiny bit of expected blood loss and a chance of malaria..

Check out the new digs at no-wuckin-furries.company.site

We'll be announcing a new sale shortly so keep a bleary eye out or two if you can manage it.

26/11/2023

G'day champions! 🐨

Well we thought that we couldn't get any crazier but let's face it you already know we're absolutely bonkers 😉

So we thought we'd hop on the band wagon or should we say fall off the wagon and join all the other munters running a sale 👀

So hop on over astride your local pet roo 🦘 or sh*tbox of an internet connection 🦽 and check it out! One day and ONE DAY ONLY WE HAVE 50% OFF!

Yeah that's right... despite the grog running through your veins messing with your eye sight it's true we swear black and blue IT'S REAL! 🙄

NOT TO MENTION if you buy 5 items or more you get FREE POSTAGE. How good is that ey? 😎

CYBERFUNDAYS Get on it! Get real! Get sorted! Get Unwuckinfurried & don't get deported

Shop We sell Australian themed party accessories by NoWuckinFurries located in Brisbane, Australia.

24/11/2023

🍻 BLACK FRIDAY BONANZA, MATES! 🍻

FRIEDFRIDAYS is here to stay for a limited time only!

🦘 G'day, Legends! Get ready to snag the most ripper deals this side of the Outback! 🇦🇺

🔥 Our stubby holder emporium's throwin' a Black Friday bash hotter than the barbie! Grab yer VBs, 'cause these deals are fair dinkum! 🍺

🤑 Slap your stubbies in style while savin' more dollarydoos than ya can chuck a sickie at! 😎 "Aussie As" slang designs, we've got ya sorted, cobbers! 🐊

🚚 But hurry, ya beauts! These deals are faster than a roo on Red Bull and won't hang around like a dingo in a butcher's shop! 🦘

📣 Share the love, spread the word, and grab a bloody bargain! Happy Black Friday, ya bunch of legends! 🎉

Disclaimer: No kangaroos were involved in the making of our stubby holders. Just good ol' Aussie spirit!

https://nowuckinfurries.etsy.com

17/11/2023

Dear drinking diary..

I seriously screwed up tonight by not getting another jug at the pub...

But hey I got Jimmy Brings instead so that makes up for it right?

So far it feels alright but I dunno there's something missing....

More beer? Yeah nah.

Less beer? Bu**er off.

A BLACK FRIDAY SALE?? BLOODY OATH

25 PERCENT OFF BASE COST OF ITEMS

https://www.etsy.com/au/shop/NoWuckinFurries

13/11/2023

Oi, legends! 🇦🇺 Ready for a ripper time? Click that link below and watch the video - it's a fair dinkum call to arms for all you true blue Aussie Bogans and boganettes! 🚗💨 Get ready for a laugh, a bit of cheekiness, and a reminder to proudly say, 'No wuckin furries!' Let's show those hoity-toighty k**b jockeys what we're made of! 👊🤘

https://www.etsy.com/au/shop/NoWuckinFurries

12/11/2023

Hope you champions are enjoying Sunday sessions and kick ons 😜

You know what would make your next one better?

A bloody top notch drink holder colloquially known as you guessed it - A stubby holder 😎

Get yours in the lead up to Chrissy (Xmas for all you non Aussie folks don't worry we don't judge).

We're live on Etsy right now so mosie on over and get yours today!

Shop We sell Australian themed party accessories by NoWuckinFurries located in Brisbane, Australia.

06/11/2023

Hi team we're officially live on Etsy! Mosie on over and check it out looking forward to sharing our products with you filthy lot https://nowuckinfurries.etsy.com