06/09/2026
🍺⛳ HAPPY FATHER’S DAY, YOU DEGENERATES.
Today we celebrate the bloke who taught us everything we know.
How to sink six beers before the back nine.
How to call a 12 a “double bogey”.
How to spend $900 on a driver and still slice the bastard into another postcode.
And most importantly, how to tell Mum the new golf clubs were “on special.”
May your beers be cold, your lies believable and your balls stay out of the fu***ng trees.
Happy Father’s Day from Birdie Kings. 👑
Golf Polos with Attitude.