04/06/2026
I started my career at Nordstrom while studying Fashion Buying & Merchandising at FIT.
Which sounds relatively impressive until you realise I still make half my buying decisions based on instinct, delusion and a feeling somewhere deep in my nervous system.
Welcome to my Mother Denim buy.
Gen X girls will understand.
We were raised by women surviving on Diet Coke, ci******es, aerobics, Weight Watchers meetings and pure determination.
We grew up believing a good pair of jeans could solve at least 60% of life’s problems. (Even if we had to lay on the floor and pull the zip up with a hanger…🙈)
Turns out they still can.
The funny thing about buying is that the best pieces almost always look wrong first.
Baggy jeans.
Leopard print.
Camo.
Oversized jackets.
Third husbands.
Trust the process.
I’ve spent decades learning trend forecasting, consumer behaviour, inventory planning and retail strategy.
And yet my favourite professional skill remains:
Looking at a rack of clothes and immediately knowing which piece is about to become someone’s entire personality.
That’s the part nobody sees.
The spreadsheets.The forecasting.The second guessing.The overthinking.
The absolute refusal to be sensible.
Because fashion isn’t really about clothes.
It’s about identity.
It’s about the version of yourself you’re becoming.
And if you’re wondering what I bought...
The answer is:
Denim.
Lots of denim.
Because some people buy stocks.
Some people buy property.
I buy jeans and become emotionally attached to jackets.
Anyway.
Here’s $50,000 worth of Mother Denim and enough confidence to believe I showed restraint.
May your jeans be expensive and your standards even higher.
💋