CLEMENTINA'S FISH SHOP

14/07/2023

SEA MONSTER BLEU OOGANAPOOF ART CUSHION
PICKLED OVERNIGHT IN SWEET BLEU BRYON BAY SEA MILK
 
WELL, OL’ BLEU LIKES TO OVERINDULGE. DURING AN INTOXICATING NIGHT IN BYRON BAY, HE ALLEGEDLY FELL INTO A POOL OF THE JUICIEST AND SWEETEST BLEU SEA MILK FOUND IN THE ROCK POOLS SURROUNDING BYRON BAY. HE REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS, HICCUPPING FROTH AND BUBBLING FROM SUCH AN INTENSE PICKLING.
 
HE MAY STILL HAVE HIS BYRON BAY HANGOVER BUT ONCE STUFFED, HE IS A DELICIOUS, SWISHY, SNUGGLY OOGANAPOOF AND LOVES TO CUDDLE OR JUST TO SIT AND POSE.
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13/07/2023

SEA MONSTER SQUID INK OOGANAPOOF ART CUSHION
MARINATED IN WARM PACIFIC OCEAN BLACK SQUID INK
 
DURING A NEW MOON, SWARMS OF PACIFIC OCEAN SQUID ARE DRAWN INTO THE CHARM OF MAGNETIC ISLAND, SITUATED 8KM OFF THE COAST OF AUSTRALIA, AND CONGREGATE.
 
IT IS HERE THAT THEY PERFORM THEIR MAGIC MOON SOCIAL SQUID DANCE. THEY ARE A PROTECTIVE MOB AND ONLY LIKE MIXING WITH THEIR INKY BROTHERS AND SISTERS. SO, WHEN OOGANAPOOF ACCIDENTLY FLOATED INTO THEIR PARTY THE SQUID, IN HORROR, SPURTED OUT THEIR HYPNOTIC BLACK INK, WHICH THEY USE TO STUN PREDITORS. FOR THREE DAYS OOGANAPOOF WAS CURLED UP IN A HYPNOTIC TRIP, FLOATING IN THEIR INKY BLACK MARINADE. FINALLY, THE MAGNETIC SANDS OF THE ISLAND EXFOLIATED HIS SKIN AND DETOXED THE INKY TOXIN BUT LEFT HIM WITH SOME VERY ENTRANCING BLACK MARKINGS.
 
STILL DAZED AND IN A SLIGHTLY HYPNOTIC STATE FROM HIS SQUID MOON MARINATION, HE IS HAPPY (OR TOO TRIPPED OUT TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE) TO BE STUFFED, AND SO MAKES A DELICIOUS, SWISHY, SNUGGLY OOGANAPOOF WHO LOVES TO CUDDLE OR JUST TO SIT AND POSE.

13/07/2023

SEA MONSTER SPOTS OOGANAPOOF ART CUSHION
SEASONED WITH GREAT BARRIER REEF JELLYFISH SPECKLES
 
MR SPOTS IS A COURAGEOUS LAD. NOT OPTING FOR A BLAND EXISTANCE, HE DECIDED FOR A SPICEY LIFE. SO, TO OBTAIN HIS SPECKLED EXTERIOR, HE DROPPED ANCHOR IN THE EXOTIC GREAT BARRIER REEF WATERS AND DIVED HEAD-FIRST INTO A GANG OF JELLYFISH BULLIES. IT WAS A BIG RISK AND HE WAS BEATEN BLACK ‘N BLUE! BUT ON HIS RETURN FROM THIS VIOLENT CONFRONTATION, HE SURFACED TO DISPLAY ALLURING SCATTERINGS OF JELLYFISH SCARS SEASONED INTO HIS SKIN.
 
HE WEARS HIS WAR WOUNDS PROUDLY, AND ONCE STUFFED, HE IS A DELICIOUS, SWISHY, SNUGGLY OOGANAPOOF AND LOVES TO CUDDLE OR JUST TO SIT AND POSE.

13/07/2023

SEA MONSTER GREEN OOGANAPOOF ART CUSHION
TOSSED AND STIR-FRIED IN TASMAN SEA GREEN SEAWEED
 
ONE OF THE TOUGH GUYS. THIS OOGANAPOOF LOVES THE ADVENTURE OF EXPLORING THE TURBULENT SEAS. THIS WINTER HIS CHALLENGE WAS TO CRAWL THE WILD TASMAN SEA FLOORS, WHERE HE WAS TOSSED, LASHED AND STIR-FRIED IN TASMAN SEA GREEN SEAWEED.
 
BUT DON'T BE FOOLED BY HIS WILD EXTERIOR, BECAUSE ONCE STUFFED, HE IS A DELICIOUS, SWISHY, SNUGGLY OOGANAPOOF AND LOVES A CUDDLE OR JUST TO SIT AND POSE.

13/07/2023

SEA MONSTER SUSHI OOGANAPOOF ART CUSHION
INFUSED WITH TANGY CAPE TRIBULATION WILD GINGER AND WRAPPED IN WHITE-MARINE ALGAE
 
WITH HIS INTENSE CRAVINGS FOR EXOTIC FLAVOURS, OOGANAPOOF SWAM AS FAR NORTH AS HE COULD IN SEARCH OF DIFFERENT TASTES TO EXCITE HIS PALLETE.
 
ON ARRIVAL AT CAPE TRIBULATION, HE WAS GREETED WITH DELICIOUS TANGY WILD GINGER THAT FLAVOURED THESE CORAL SEA WATERS, INFUSING ALL OF ITS APPERTIZING INHABITANTS. SALIVATING AT THE DELICIOUS FEAST ON OFFER HE GORGED HIMSELF FOR SEVERAL HOURS WHILST IGNORING THE DANGERS SWIRLING AROUND HIM. THE MORE HE ATE, THE DEEPER HE SANK UNTIL HE LANDED, TRAPPED AND WRAPPED IN A BED OF WHITE-MARINE ALGAE, WHICH, IN TURN, SUFFOCATED AND DEVOURED HIM.
 
SO, UNFORTUNATELY, HE DID’NT SURVIVE HIS ORDEAL, BUT HIS SKIN WAS FOUND WASHED UP ON THE CAPE TRIBULATION SHORE AND ONCE STUFFED, IT IS A DELICIOUS, SWISHY, SNUGGLY OOGANAPOOF WHO LOVES TO CUDDLE OR JUST TO SIT AND POSE.

13/07/2023

SEA MONSTER SILVER OOGANAPOOF ART CUSHION
CURED FOR TWO WEEKS IN STORMY BASS STRAIT SEA SALT

HAVING BOBBED ABOUT, LOST IN THE SALTY STORMY WATERS OF THE BASS STRAIT, SILV'S BLOOD PRESSURE CONSEQUENTLY SKY-ROCKETED. THIS CURED HIS SKIN AND PRESERVED THE SALTY PATTERNS FOREVER ALL OVER HIS EXTERIOR. BUT, AT LAST, HE FINALLY SWAM TO SHORE AND NOW FONDLY LICKS HIS SALTY MARKINGS AND APPRECIATES LIFE ON LAND.

HE MAY STILL BE A LITTLE RATTLED FROM HIS STORMY ORDEAL BUT ONCE STUFFED, HE IS A DELICIOUS, SWISHY, SNUGGLY OOGANAPOOF AND LOVES TO CUDDLE OR JUST TO SIT AND POSE.

05/06/2023

WOW... tasty tech feast🤯

The Picture of the Century. Nature Defeats Technology.

24/05/2023

Flashback

12/05/2022

There is a chill in the air. Wrap up in a Sea Spray Bleu SeaWrap

The Sea Squall: Lashed by the wild and stormy waters of the Pacific Ocean.

10/12/2020

23/10/2020

Caught some new fish for the crazy jungle bo***ir. Gustav Klimts cat is looking on with hungry eyes lol

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