08/11/2025
If u haven't discovered your prostate then you haven't discovered a type of or**sm that features in possibly more solo p**n clips than any other type. Explosive, impressive, toe curling and regardless of many preconceptions, "the Kansas City carwash" has nothing to do with being gay.
The prostate can make you sq**rt like a OF star and leave you floating on a cloud of endorphins, but many guys think that as it's in the butt it is resolutely in the domain of adventurous a**l kinksters.
nothing should be further from the truth, guys who have never tried any butt play or had a prostate or**sm; never even milked their p spot for health reasons are at higher risk of prostate problems than their more experimental bros.
If for no other reason than ensuring your s*x life powers on for as long and hard as possible, you should find and massage your gootch bean as regularly as possible.
Left unexercised this purple butt bunion can cause as much pain as it can bring pleasure (when its fit and worked out regularly)
So why avoid discovering a new h***y pleasure if it also reduces your risk of impotence, prostatitis, and a long list of other prostate problems to scary mention.
If you are curious but don't want your browser history to show it, I strongly recommend consulting your local "bartender of pleasure" or s*x shop expert.
At team X like to think we are like priests of the ta**ry tabernacle, sworn to uphold your s*xual secrets even on pain of death, so whatever you ask us, will never be divulged to anyone, even a more sober version of you, (inquiring why you woke up hungover and stuck to your sheets with an epic s*x clip on your phone and a new telltale dark blue bag full of fun stuff.)
So whatever you ask, will be between you and who stands behind the much revered Ex**sy front counter.
If you prefer to do your own research into the mythical art of manual Murkle mooshing, get ready for an odyssey as mind bending and full of options as a night off and using your housemates Netflix profile by mistake.
Don't be surprised by the sheer number of methods and tools available to a newby milker as the exact spot you find your prostate is as seemingly unknown as the Bermuda Triangles. Its general location is widely mapped and documented but don't be surprised if you need a precise combination of the right position, right l**e, right level of arousal as well as correct wind direction and moon phase to first discover
It.
Once you do, be prepared for a challenge, the prostate takes a while longer to engorge than the p***s and longer still if you want to achieve an or**sm from it.
But once you do, repeating the process is easier and flushing the stored s***m regularly, keeps your pleasure plumbing primed and ready for use.
Many guys struggle to find their wooie walnut, and if they do it’s a bit like autofellatio, (comes with too many cramps and straining to bother with and it's easier to get someone else to do it)
But if it's too hard to reach easily for long, a prostate toys is definitely a tool you should add to your DIY toolbox.
Shaped usually like a curled finger and with a mechanized movement that lets you focus on your other play equipment, it can relentlessly stimulate your p spot until you reach that sp***ge geyser moment you’ve all heard about. Don’t be surprised if it take at least half an hour and have the towels ready as it can get pretty slippery by the end, and if you dont succeed the first time, persist, its worth the effort.
