Not The Farmers Wife

Not The Farmers Wife Welcome the the made to order store, Not The Farmers Wife.

We sell clothing, aprons, hooded blankets and car-seat covers with a funny homestead and farm-related theme.

💬 Drop a 🐐 if you've ever chased an animal in your pyjamas.And if you haven't you can still join in and caption this. ...
11/09/2026

💬 Drop a 🐐 if you've ever chased an animal in your pyjamas.
And if you haven't you can still join in and caption this.

✨ Feature Friday: 'the shirt for when the goats win' - you know the feeling. 🛒 Link in bio
10/09/2026

✨ Feature Friday: 'the shirt for when the goats win' - you know the feeling.
🛒 Link in bio

📸 A heartwarming one this week: the moment homesteading finally felt 'worth it'. My first proper loaf of bread.
09/09/2026

📸 A heartwarming one this week: the moment homesteading finally felt 'worth it'. My first proper loaf of bread.

🧵 The story behind our most-loved design and the farm moment that inspired it.
08/09/2026

🧵 The story behind our most-loved design and the farm moment that inspired it.

🙃 Real talk: not every seed you plant will make it, and that's fine.Remember don't let the setbacks stop you from living...
07/09/2026

🙃 Real talk: not every seed you plant will make it, and that's fine.
Remember don't let the setbacks stop you from living your best life.

😂 POV: you said 'I'll just have 3 chickens' in 2026. And that didn't go to plan.
06/09/2026

😂 POV: you said 'I'll just have 3 chickens' in 2026. And that didn't go to plan.

🌾 A gentle Sunday reminder: rest before the week starts again. Be kind to yourself.
05/09/2026

🌾 A gentle Sunday reminder: rest before the week starts again. Be kind to yourself.

💬 Tag the person in your life who is basically 'not the farmer's wife' energy and ask them to caption this.
04/09/2026

💬 Tag the person in your life who is basically 'not the farmer's wife' energy and ask them to caption this.

The more you show up, the more you unlock. 🔓The Ditch the Store community on Skool works on a level system. Start at Jus...
04/09/2026

The more you show up, the more you unlock. 🔓

The Ditch the Store community on Skool works on a level system. Start at Just Googled It, earn your way through Bought the Seeds, Named the Chickens, Made Something Weird... all the way up to Goat Negotiator and Apocalypse Ready if you're that committed.

Each level opens up new classrooms — Kitchen & Pantry, Grow Something, Eggs & Protein, Natural Home, and more.

Free to join: https://www.skool.com/ditch-the-store-6174/about

Life is too short for store-bought eggs.

✨ Feature Friday: the gift for the farm-life person in your circle who needs this in-joke. 🛒 Link in bio
03/09/2026

✨ Feature Friday: the gift for the farm-life person in your circle who needs this in-joke.
🛒 Link in bio

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Yass River, NSW

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