Muskoka Knits

Muskoka Knits Luxury hand-knit sweaters designed and knit in Muskoka, Canada
Boutique knitwear • small-batch pieces
Cozy cottage & après-ski style

Autism Mom to Jesse ❤️

Please DM me for any inquiries I don’t always catch them in comments thank you

06/08/2026
Lady Chloe Isella Hawk, CEO of Quality Control & Head of the Luxury Rug Division,The human took this photo at 7:00 a.m. ...
06/08/2026

Lady Chloe Isella Hawk, CEO of Quality Control & Head of the Luxury Rug Division,

The human took this photo at 7:00 a.m. without my consent.

I would like the record to show that I was asleep approximately four minutes earlier and was therefore unprepared for media appearances.

Apparently my fur looks like I spent the night:

• fighting a duvet,

• wrestling a fitted sheet,

• running a small underground crime syndicate,

• and surviving a category 5 wind event.

None of these allegations can be proven.

The human says I have bed head.

This is not bed head.

This is executive volume.

My mane has expanded to the point where it now has its own postal code.

The face says:

“I just woke up.”

The fur says:

“The village was evacuated.”

The attitude says:

“Take the picture and leave.”

I will now be returning to bed because this level of fabulousness is exhausting.

06/07/2026

The New Harbour House Collection

06/07/2026

Lady Chloe Isella Hawk, CEO of Quality Control & Head of the Luxury Rug Division,

Many people have asked how to brush a Maine C**n.

As a professional, I have prepared this instructional video.

Step 1: Present brush.

Step 2: Gain access to approved neck fluff.

Step 3: Become arrogant.

Step 4: Assume the remaining 97% of the cat is also brushable.

This is where most people fail.

Please note that neck fluff is public property.

Side fluff is protected.

Belly fluff is a federal offense.

Pantaloons are under armed guard.

At this point the Maine C**n will deploy murder mittens, bunny kicks, and a level of violence usually reserved for wildlife documentaries.

If you survive the encounter, repeat Step 1.

Thank you for attending my grooming seminar.

~Current position sprawled out on the coffee table full luxury rug position looking at me from deep within the neck fluff thinking…

“Well, Theresa, that was a valuable learning experience for you.”

Time out between orders to Create💙⚓️
06/07/2026

Time out between orders to Create💙⚓️

06/07/2026

Muskoka Love💙

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Muskoka, ON
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