06/26/2026
Describe your job… but make it sound illegal. 😆
I’ll go first…
“I put women in little rooms, make them get undressed, and take all their money.”
The reality? Just another day in retail! Between finding the perfect fit, convincing you that yes, you DO need that cute top, and helping you discover an outfit you never knew you needed, somehow everyone leaves smiling and with a lighter wallet. 💁♀️🛍️
Let’s hear yours! Describe your job in the comments, but make it sound completely illegal. 👇😂