What? Nooo Waaay Merch Shop

What? Nooo Waaay Merch Shop Wife 💍 & Official Merch Shop for the No Way Guy. Just a swearin’, hoodie-slingin’ lame joke tellin' woman. Not for the easily offended. ⛔️

08/31/2026

🤷🏻‍♀️ Just let him build the car 😉

08/30/2026

HHAAHHAHAHA Thank you Cindy for the start of that one, I just rolled with it... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

08/29/2026

What do you call an indecisive potato? Thanks Kristy 🤣
at the old merch shop in Vulcan 106 Service Road SW 29, 30 and 31 11am-6pm

Date Day with Shaun Umscheid - What? Nooo Waaay Guy seeing Matt Rife, who's getting roasted? Shaun or me? 😅🤣 I can't eve...
08/28/2026

Date Day with Shaun Umscheid - What? Nooo Waaay Guy seeing Matt Rife, who's getting roasted? Shaun or me? 😅🤣 I can't even tell him a joke because it's so friken loud, DJ thinks it's 12am on a Saturday night in the early 2000s 🤣🫠

08/27/2026

Why is bread like the sun? Annnnd back to normal 🤣 thanks Rodney 🤣🤣🤣

08/26/2026

What gender is a door bell? thanks Joanne and everyone else who sent that, think we got him 🤣🤣🤣

08/26/2026

Stuff we were given on the road!

08/26/2026

🚨 MERCH STORE POP-UP 🚨
I need some room back in my house 😂 so I’m opening up the old merch store for THREE DAYS and putting a whole bunch of stuff on sale!

📍 106 Service road SW Vulcan Merch Store Pop-Up
📅 Saturday Aug. 29, Sunday Aug. 30 & Monday Aug. 31
⏰ 11 AM – 6 PM

🔥 DEALS IN PERSON ONLY
• Buy ANY hoodie → get ANY hat FREE!
• Buy a T-shirt → get a pair of socks for $5! (regular $10)
• $50 Mystery Boxes with at least $80 worth of merch inside!

PLUS I’ve dug out a ton of random stuff and one-offs that need to GO — jogging pants, tumblers, lanyards, stickers, vinyl decals, socks, soap, bath bombs and whatever else I find between now and then.

🎄 Seriously you guys, think Christmas, birthdays, stocking stuffers… get all your presents done in one shot while the deals are GOOD, I will never do a sale like this again.

Flat Shaun will be there too! 😂 Our cardboard version of Shaun is ready for pictures AND you can add your signature to him!

We’ll also have Joanne Bean with Asani Healing joining us! She’ll be offering massage and will have some of her goodies available for purchase as well.

📦 CAN’T MAKE IT TO VULCAN? I CAN SHIP WITHIN CANADA!

Shirts, tank tops and baby onesies can usually be shipped flat for around $4–$6, depending on where you are. If you want more stuff, I can also use Canada Post’s If It Fits, It Ships boxes. Even with the shipping, you could still come out way ahead with these deals!

Basically… I WANT MY HOUSE BACK. 🤣 So come shop, stock up on gifts, grab some ridiculous deals and TAKE THIS STUFF HOME WITH YOU.

If you’re around Vulcan outside of the pop-up hours, send me a message too. If I’m in town and available, I’d be happy to meet you at the store and let you shop!

August 29–31 | 11 AM–6 PM | Vulcan 106 Service Road SW

08/25/2026

Where does a lizard go when it loses it's tail? Thanks Catalin 🤣🐊

08/24/2026

And no one knows whatever happened to the No Way Guy ..

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PO Box 211
Vulcan, AB
T0L2B0

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