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24/07/2025

Kubernetes: When you want to turn 1 problem into 15 new problems.
But hey, at least they're orchestrated problems 🐳
Docker Control Issues → https://techmerch.io/products/kubernetes-is-just-docker-with-control-issues

T-Shirt That Gets the Job Done Your code stays cool under pressure, your t-shirts should too. The Summer Drop is a limited collection of lightweight, dev-worthy designs made for hot days and hard commits. From beach-mode debugging to poolside pseudocode, these tees blend subtle dev humor with summer...

24/07/2025

Beach tans are temporary.
Dark mode glow is eternal ☀️
Dark Tan Achieved → https://techmerch.io/products/i-got-this-tan-using-dark-mode

T-Shirt That Gets the Job Done Your code stays cool under pressure, your t-shirts should too. The Summer Drop is a limited collection of lightweight, dev-worthy designs made for hot days and hard commits. From beach-mode debugging to poolside pseudocode, these tees blend subtle dev humor with summer...

24/07/2025

Spent 4 hours writing a script to automate a 5-minute task.
Will I ever run it again? Probably not. Was it worth it? Absolutely 🤖
No Manual Work → https://techmerch.io/products/manual-work-is-for-quitters

16/07/2025

3 AM debugging: When your brain is 20% caffeine, 30% determination, and 50% questionable life choices.
But somehow the code finally makes sense 🤷‍♂️
https://techmerch.io/products/debugging-at-3-am

16/07/2025

While everyone else worries about their actual cookies disappearing, I've been clearing the digital ones since before GDPR made it cool.
Some of us were privacy-conscious before it was trendy 🍪
https://techmerch.io/products/i-m-here-to-delete-your-cookies

16/07/2025

Every developer has that one Git story they don’t talk about.
Git Happens! → https://techmerch.io/products/git-happens

15/07/2025

My therapist now knows what “undefined is not a function” means.
My Therapist Knows JavaScript
→ https://techmerch.io/products/my-therapist-knows-javascript

15/07/2025

When you catch a bug in your own code before anyone else notices...
And reward yourself with absolutely nothing.
Bug Bounty Hunter (Self-Funded) → https://techmerch.io/products/bug-bounty-hunter-self-funded

15/07/2025

If you immediately understood why this is funny, this shirt is for you.
If you didn’t… well, there are 10 types of people in the world 😉
Binary: it’s as easy as 01, 10, 11
→ https://techmerch.io/products/binary-its-as-easy-as-01-10-11

15/07/2025

Spent 30 minutes explaining code standards to a new intern.
Later we’re debugging spaghetti code.
Intern: “Shouldn’t this follow those standards?”
Me: 😅

Code Quality Is a Myth We Tell Interns → https://techmerch.io/products/code-quality-is-a-myth-we-tell-interns

29/06/2025

💪 Welcome to soft-ware training, Junior! Let's see those gains.
Coding Gains Are Real 👉 Shop now: https://techmerch.io/collections/t-shirts

15/04/2025

Vibe Coder - Flow Driven Development https://techmerch.io/products/vibe-coder-flow-driven-development