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Schopenhauer and Nietzsche as philosophical cleaners. It's one of our very first designs. 🤗
23/08/2026

Schopenhauer and Nietzsche as philosophical cleaners. It's one of our very first designs. 🤗

Camus imagined Sisyphus happy. Kafka imagined something far worse: a queue forming behind him.Hi, this is Markus and I w...
22/08/2026

Camus imagined Sisyphus happy. Kafka imagined something far worse: a queue forming behind him.

Hi, this is Markus and I will explain this meme to you.

This meme places two of the twentieth century's greatest writers side by side and reveals how differently they understood absurdity. Both saw life as fundamentally irrational. Both rejected comforting illusions. But their visions of the absurd could not be more different.

Albert Camus wrote The Myth of Sisyphus as a direct confrontation with meaninglessness. Sisyphus is condemned by the gods to roll a boulder uphill for eternity. Each time it reaches the top, it rolls back down. He must begin again. Forever. Camus argued we must imagine Sisyphus happy. Not because the task has meaning but because Sisyphus can choose to find fullness in the struggle itself. His revolt against absurdity is his freedom. The boulder is his. The hill is his. Meaning is not given by the universe. It is created through engagement.

Franz Kafka saw absurdity completely differently. In Kafka's world, the horror is not meaningless struggle. The horror is bureaucracy, procedure, systems that operate with internal logic but serve no comprehensible purpose. In The Trial, a man is arrested without learning his crime. In The Castle, a man tries to reach authorities who may not exist. The absurdity is not the absence of meaning. It is the presence of elaborate structures that simulate meaning while producing none.
The meme captures this perfectly.

Camus looks at Sisyphus and sees heroic revolt. Kafka imagines a queue forming. There are procedures. There is a waiting list. The boulder has been requisitioned. The hill has a permit number. Your turn will come eventually.

Psychologically these represent two distinct forms of existential distress.

Camus addresses the vertigo of freedom and meaninglessness. Kafka addresses the crushing weight of systems that constrain without explaining themselves. Both are recognisable. Sometimes life feels pointlessly free. Sometimes it feels pointlessly administered.

What this teaches: absurdity has many faces. Knowing which version you are currently facing changes everything about how you should respond to it.

We are here, and there is nothing left to decide.
22/08/2026

We are here, and there is nothing left to decide.

The fairest rule you will ever write is the one you write before you know who you are. Hi, this is Markus and I will exp...
21/08/2026

The fairest rule you will ever write is the one you write before you know who you are.

Hi, this is Markus and I will explain this shirt design to you.

John Rawls published A Theory of Justice in 1971 and reset the argument about fairness. The reigning answer before him was utilitarian: a just society maximises total welfare, and if a minority gets flattened along the way, the sums still come out clean. Rawls found that monstrous. People are separate from one another, and no surplus happiness over here repays a wrecked life over there.

So he stopped arguing and built a machine. Picture the people who have to write the rules of a society from scratch. He calls that the original position. Then he strips them of everything personal. You do not know your class, your talents, your health, your religion, your s*x, your century. General knowledge stays. Your biography goes. That is the veil of ignorance, a device for manufacturing impartiality by deleting the self that would otherwise rig the result.

Now pick the rules, knowing you could land anywhere. Self-interest quietly turns into justice, because you protect the worst position in case it is the one you wake up in. Two principles fall out. Everyone gets the same basic liberties, and nobody sells them off for prosperity. Inequality earns its licence only when it improves the lot of the people at the bottom, which he calls the difference principle.

Underneath sits one blunt observation. Nobody earned their starting position, and a society paying out according to arbitrary luck is a lottery calling itself a meritocracy.

Rawls never pretended he had deduced this from an axiom either. His method shuttles between the principles and our hardest convictions until they stop contradicting each other, an endpoint he calls reflective equilibrium.

Every argument you have heard about who deserves what was made by somebody who already knew what they had. Take that knowledge away and almost none of them survive. Behind the veil you have no idea whether you surface as the whale or as the krill. Rawls' whale of ignorance: the biggest and most inconvenient animal in political philosophy.

The gift that keeps on giving ...
19/08/2026

The gift that keeps on giving ...

Hegel this = Hegel that
19/08/2026

Hegel this = Hegel that

Is it easier not to have a 'metaphysical need' at all?
18/08/2026

Is it easier not to have a 'metaphysical need' at all?

Plato believed every duck you see is just an imperfect copy of the perfect Duck that exists beyond reality.Hi, this is M...
17/08/2026

Plato believed every duck you see is just an imperfect copy of the perfect Duck that exists beyond reality.

Hi, this is Markus and I will explain this meme to you.

Alfred North Whitehead claimed all Western philosophy is footnotes to Plato. This duck meme proves it.

Plato's Theory of Forms argues everything in the physical world is an imperfect copy of a perfect, eternal original existing in a non-physical realm. Every chair imitates the Form of Chair. Every duck is a flawed copy of the ideal Duck. The parent duck saying "I made these" is the Form of Duck claiming authorship. It is the eternal template from which reality generates imperfect copies.

This solves the problem of universals: How can different things be the same kind of thing? Every duck looks different, yet you recognise them all as ducks instantly. What is the "duckness" all ducks share? Plato argued it exists as an independent Form that individual ducks participate in imperfectly.

Medieval philosophy inherited this debate. Scholastics argued whether universals exist independently (realism, following Plato), within individual things (moderate realism, following Aristotle), or are merely names (nominalism). Thomas Aquinas sided with Aristotle, arguing universals exist in things, not in a separate realm.

Kant transformed this with his distinction between phenomena (things as they appear) and noumena (things-in-themselves). We never perceive the duck-in-itself, only the duck filtered through our mental categories. The "real" duck is forever inaccessible.

The crucial differences:

Plato: Perfect Forms exist in a separate realm. Physical objects are imperfect copies.

Aristotle: Forms exist within individual things. No separate realm needed.
Medieval Scholastics: Debated whether universals exist before things, in things, or only as names.

Kant: Things-in-themselves are unknowable. We only know phenomena structured by our minds.

This disagreement shaped Western philosophy entirely. Plato influenced Christian theology. Aristotle founded empiricism. Medieval debates laid groundwork for modern philosophy of language. Kant influenced German Idealism and phenomenology.

The meme works because the parent duck genuinely "made" the ducklings in Plato's metaphysics. Not biologically. Metaphysically. They derive their "duckness" from participation in the Form.

Every duck you see is, according to Plato, an imperfect copy of the perfect Duck. And every philosopher since has been adding footnotes to this insight.

People quote Marx constantly without having read a single page. Das Kapital is not what they think it is.Hi, this is Mar...
16/08/2026

People quote Marx constantly without having read a single page. Das Kapital is not what they think it is.

Hi, this is Markus and I will explain this meme to you.

This meme points to one of the biggest disconnects in contemporary political discourse. People across the political spectrum reference Marx constantly. They use his name as shorthand for everything they love or hate about left-wing politics. And almost none of them have actually read Das Kapital.

Das Kapital is a massive, technical work of political economy. It is about commodity production, labour theory of value, surplus value extraction, capital accumulation, and the structural dynamics of industrial capitalism. It contains dense economic analysis, mathematical formulas, historical data about working conditions in nineteenth-century England, and extensive footnotes about factory inspection reports. It is one of the driest and most technical works in the history of social science.

What it does not contain is cultural commentary in any modern sense.

Marx was writing about the economic mechanisms through which capitalism operates and reproduces itself. He analysed how profit is generated from the difference between what workers produce and what they are paid. He examined how capital concentrates over time and how economic crises emerge from internal contradictions in the system.

The confusion arises because Marx's name became attached to movements far removed from his writing. The Frankfurt School and various twentieth-century cultural critiques drew on Marxist frameworks but extended them into territory Marx never explored. What people today associate with Marxism often comes from Gramsci, Marcuse, or Foucault rather than Marx.

Philosophy of science calls this the citation gap. An idea gets attributed to a source, repeated endlessly, and detaches from what the source actually said. The attributed meaning replaces the original. Reading the primary text then produces shock because it matches nothing you expected.

What this teaches: the distance between what a thinker actually wrote and what popular culture attributes to them can be enormous. Reading primary sources remains the only reliable corrective.

Follow for philosophy based on what thinkers actually wrote.

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14/08/2026

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