McKay Footwear

28/04/2015

For the woman who dresses to kill - and cooks the same way - how about these sllngback wedges? 'SLING US A PRICE - OR SLING YER HOOK!" - We hear you holler aloud. Okay. £29.99

28/04/2015

Well now, we have serpently got a treat for you. These cheeky wee diamante, snake-top beach flip-flops by Heavenly Feet. Tell hubby to secure his knee-pads 'cos he'll be down on all-fours just begging you to wear them in the bo***ir too! How much? Just £12.99. Now that is what you call a hissingly good bargain!!!

15/04/2015

REVEALED: THE SECRET OF WEE NICOLA STURGEON'S SUCCESS IN THE LEADERS' DEBATES - AND WHY THE "SWEET PEA FAE THE SNP" IS ALWAYS SMILING AND LOOKING CHIC WHILE OUT SOUND-BITING FOR THE TV CAMERAS...SHE IS WEARING OUR BESPOKE FLATTIES OF GREAT COMFORT. THIS PARTICULAR COLOUR SHE CHOSE BECAUSE - YOU GUESSED ALREADY - IT'S SALMOND PINK!!! SEE IN STORE FOR MORE.

13/04/2015

Use your loaf and buy our 'nubuck' loafers, by Heavenly Feet, in red or beige £44.99. We like to call them "tres jolie", as they say in French, because Angelina Jolie just bought six pairs. (Hey, our humour might be the pits but at least it's Brad Pitt's!)

13/04/2015

Heavenly Feet mules with cushioned leather insole £39.99. Our most recent leopard print little beauties are the latest in animal-themed designs and will guarantee to have you striding very stylishly over any zebra crossing!!

12/04/2015

SIMON COWELL PRAISES OUR COURT SHOES IN EXCLUSIVE POST BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT SHOW INTERVIEW IN GREEN ROOM : 'I'M PROUD TO BE SEEN IN OFFICIAL SPONSORSHIP MCKAY FOOTWEAR SHOES - EVEN IF THEY PINCHED SLIGHTLY AT THE HEEL (ONLY ON FIRST WEARING, MARK YOU)".

12/04/2015

AND IT'S BACK TO BUSINESS. HOW ABOUT THIS CHEEKY STUDDED, STRAPPY, SLAP-HAPPY, WALK-TALL-AND- BE-ZAPPY LITTLE NUMBER WHICH HAS JUST ROLLED IN - SIMON WEARS THEM FOR LEISURE PURSUITS - CHECK IN-STORE FOR A PRICE AND BE AMAZED!!

12/04/2015

12/04/2015

IT'S ME. MICHAEL FOOT. DEID POLITICIAN SPEAKING FROM THE GRAVE. MAYBE BETTER KNOWN AS PER MY BIRTH NAME - ATHLETE'S FOOT!!

12/04/2015

WHO WRITES THESE WITTY COMMENTS ON YOUR FEET-RELATED, SHOE-THEMED FACEBOOK PAGE? IS IT DAMON BUNION? HEH-HEH-HEH! THAT'S LITERALLY A CORNY GAG!!!

12/04/2015

WE MAY NOT BE AS BIG AS "SCHUH", BUT WUDH YHUH EVER DHUH YHURH SHOPPING WHERE THEY COULDN'T EVEN SPELL SHOE? WOO-HHUH!!!

11/04/2015

MCKAY FOOTWEAR ANNOUNCED AS OFFICIAL SPONSORS FOR BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT WHICH BEGINS TONIGHT ON ITV: BOTH SIMON COWELL AND DAVID WALLIAMS WILL BE WEARING OUR BEAUTIFUL COURT SHOES WITH FOUR INCH HEELS!!! AMANDA HOLDEN WILL BE WEARING FLATTIES (TO MATCH HER BOSOM).