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Randy Cow

A wise man once said ‘whatever you do in life is insignificant, but it’s important you do it’. Well M

19/08/2026

Something new. Something back. All of it better. 🐄🐸

Introducing Azure Blue — our newest colourway. Clean, bold, and built with the same recycled performance fabric and no-mesh lining as everything else we make.

And alongside the new — the Frogs are back. Upgraded. No mesh lining, no inner labels, better pockets, new branded drawstrings. Adults and kids. Matching sets ready.

The White and Cherry Red are back too. Same upgrades. Same quality. Just better.

Available now. Link in bio. 🌊

15/08/2026

Legends aren’t born, they’re made 🙌

Sea Salt and Randy Cows 🐮 Captain Leo threw out his bag of Fu…dges and is already winning at the game of life 🫶

Matching sets available online now - shop the link in our Bio 🌍

08/08/2026

This is Alastair's honest review of our linen shirts. 🐄

He wore the Pale Yellow one. Then the Navy one. Showed us both looks — smart and casual. Then lay down on a sun lounger in the garden and called it a day.

Honestly? We think that's the correct response to a good linen shirt in a heatwave.

Organic linen and cotton blend. Breathable, lightweight, no itchy labels. Available in multiple colours.

Shop at randycow.com — link in the first comment 👇

What's your go-to summer shirt? Drop it below. 👇

05/08/2026

We don't talk about our pool sliders nearly enough. Nikola reminded us why we should. 🐄

5 out of 5 stars. Across every single review. Not one unhappy customer.

Vegan leather upper. Genuinely comfortable. The kind of slider you wear to the pool and end up wearing everywhere else too.

Thank you Nikola — this made our day.

Shop the sliders at randycow.com — link in the first comment 👇

Have you tried our sliders? Drop a review below — we read every single one. 🩴

01/08/2026

It’s Pay Day Weekend 💰

Your wallet’s looking healthy — and so are our products. 🏄

🩳 Buy 2 → Save 15%
🔥 Buy 3 → Save 20%

This weekend only get an extra *10% OFF* with the code: PAYDAY10

New arrivals: Green Jellyfish · Yellow Daisies · Father & Son Sets from £75. And New Tee’s

Shop now at: www.randycow.com

08/07/2026

Three of our most popular designs are back — and they've had an upgrade. 🐄

The Aquamarine, Jellyfish and Daisies are back in stock, now built with everything we've improved across the Randy Cow range. No mesh lining — replaced with a soft compression liner. No inner labels — printed directly instead so there's nothing scratching at you in the water. Better pocket construction. New branded drawstring tips. Cow print waistband lining.
Same bold prints you loved. Significantly better shorts underneath.

The Jellyfish and Daisies also come in matching kids sizes — same upgrades, same quality, same prints. No more irritable children on holiday because their shorts are uncomfortable.

You're welcome.

Shop at randycow.com — link in the first comment 👇
Which one's your favourite? Drop it below. 🪼🌼

26/06/2026

The shorts that solve a real problem. 🐄

No mesh lining — just genuinely comfortable from the first wear. And a 100% waterproof pocket that means your belongings survive the trip into the sea, not just the walk to the beach.

This isn’t a gimmick. It’s the upgrade swim shorts have needed for years.

As seen on Dragons’ Den and in GQ. Shop via the link in bio.

23/06/2026

We got sent this today and it made our entire week. 🐄

Alison wrote in to tell us that Ollie and the kids get a new Randy Cow set every Father's Day and holiday in between — and that they've very nearly completed the set.

Look at these three. Matching turtle shorts, a hot tub, and what looks like a genuinely brilliant afternoon.

This is the whole reason we started this six years ago. Not the GQ features, not the Fashion Weeks, not even Dragons' Den — moments like this one.

Alison — thank you. And Ollie, you're clearly a natural.

If you've got a Randy Cow photo of your own, we would love to see it. Drop it in the comments or send it our way — we love to see! 👇

20/06/2026

Lightweight organic linen, built for the kind of heat that makes everything else feel like hard work.

Breathable. Sustainable. Effortlessly worn open with your favourite shorts or buttoned up when the occasion calls for it.

This is what summer should feel like 🐮

No labels. No irritation. No compromise. We printed the details instead of stitching in a scratchy label — comfort first, always.

The detail makes the difference. Elegant French placket on lightweight organic linen and cotton. Looks as good buttoned up for dinner as it does rolled up on the beach.

12/06/2026

We took our flamingo shorts, our linen shirt and our RC cap to a beach club.

They looked right at home. 🐄☀️

This is what Randy Cow is for — the days you'll actually remember. Made from recycled and sustainable materials, designed to be worn properly, in places like this.

Shop at randycow.com — link in the first comment 👇

Where's your dream beach club location? Drop it below — we're taking notes. 🌊

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Thursday	9am - 5pm
Friday	9am - 5pm

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