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13/10/2026

✨ Ooh, a little w***h magic has arrived… 🖤 Thick, heavyweight cotton, lace-up bodices and all the whimsical, medieval vibes. 🕯️🗝️

10/10/2026

🏴‍☠️⚓️ AHOY, MATEYS! WE’VE GOT A STOCKROOM MUTINY! ⚓️🏴‍☠️

SIX WHOLE BOXES of new stock have arrived, and our stockroom has officially surrendered! 📦😂 The boxes are taking over the living room, and we’re dangerously close to having to sleep on the Jolly Roger. 🛋️💀

So, to reclaim our living space, we’re having a little pirate sale! 🏴‍☠️✨

💸 40% OFF OUR TIE-DYE PIRATE SHIRTS!

🏴‍☠️ Cropped tie-dye pirate shirts: £34.99 NOW £20.99!

❤️🖤 Our long red & black tie-dye pirate shirts are joining the sale, too!

This is the FINAL chapter for our tie-dye pirate collection. We won’t be making these beauties again, so once they’ve sailed off to their new homes, they’re gone for good! 🥹⚓️

Come claim your treasure, help us clear the decks, and save our living room! 😂💖

🏴‍☠️

08/10/2026

🏴‍☠️ JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT… 🏴‍☠️
Our new pirate skirts are officially making their debut in motion ⛵️✨
Because let’s be honest, sometimes you need to see a skirt swishing about before you can truly appreciate how fabulous it is. 😂
And yes… I may have put my favourite one at the very end.👀
Because I’m trying very hard to practise self-control, but honestly… it’s not going well.🙈
So… someone please buy it.
Save me from myself. 😂🫣

03/10/2026

🇺🇸 A quick update for our American customers

We wanted to give you a heads-up that, unfortunately, we’re going to have to make a small increase to our prices for orders going to the USA.

The tariffs and import costs currently being applied to our shipments are eating into our profit margins, and we’re reaching the point where we need to adjust our pricing to help cover some of these additional costs.

This will likely mean a small increase to both the price of our clothing and our postage to the USA.

💙 But we want to give you some notice first.

You’ll have one full week to place orders at our current prices before the changes come into effect. We’ll be updating our prices next weekend, so if you’ve had your eye on something, now is the time to grab it at the current price.

We genuinely appreciate all of our American customers and your continued support. We’ll always do our best to keep our prices as fair as possible while continuing to offer the quality you expect from us.

Thank you for understanding and supporting our small business ❤️

27/09/2026

✨ STOCK DROP — NEW TREASURE HAS LANDED ✨
22 brand-new pirate skirts have just sailed into the online shop! ⚓️
Every single one is a one-of-a-kind piece, lovingly made from vintage Indian saris — so once they’re gone, they’re gone for good.
Dig through the treasure chest and find your favourite ✨
Shop the new arrivals online now 🖤

25/09/2026

Our rabbit hoods went down an absolute treat this year! 🐰✨
We’ve still got a few little bunnies left, which I’ll be popping in the online shop soon. We’re down to shades of red and orange now, so if you could choose the colours for next year, what would you go for? 👀 We’re definitely bringing these back!
This design actually started life as a sample I made when I was still at school. The original was in fake fur, and I’ve wanted to remake it for years, but finding the right fur in India proved tricky. Then this year, I had a lightbulb moment: blanket fabric! And clearly, you guys loved them as much as we did. 🥰
Thank you so much to everyone who bought one — and a special shout-out to Shadow, who bought THREE. Love you. 😂❤️
Big thanks to my favourite festival photographer, Tomm Morton for these gorgeous photos. 📸✨

21/09/2026

Six years ago today, I was pottering around the Peak District in one of our pirate tops, as you do. 🏴‍☠️🌿
Six years, countless adventures, muddy boots, windy walks and a lot of pirate tops later… and somehow, we’re still here, still making clothes for little (and not-so-little) adventurers.
Time flies when you’re having fun — especially when you’re wearing a pirate top. ⚓️✨
Here’s to all the adventures still to come. 💛

09/09/2026

✨ A little stockroom surprise! ✨
I’ve just discovered THREE of these gorgeous cropped ladies waistcoats tucked away and hiding in our stock room! 🤭🙈
They’ve now been added back to the shop — but there’s a catch… all three are a size Small, with just ONE available in each colour. ❤️
This style sold out super quickly the first time around, so if you missed out before, this could be your second chance! 🛍️✨
Once they’re gone, they’re gone!
Available online now

05/09/2026

Well, that was a fun weekend! ✨

We had all the weather — beautiful sunshine, heavy rain, and some proper downpours — but plenty of fun along the way too. ☀️🌧️

Festival season feels a little different for me these days with a baby in tow, but somehow it’s still just as beautiful… maybe even more so. ✨

And then, on Monday, I came across this gorgeous little girl jumping in puddles in one of our fairy dresses, and honestly… my heart! 🥹💕

Proof that magic doesn’t stop when the rain arrives. 🧚‍♀️🌈

Our beautiful kids’ fairy dresses will be making their way onto the online shop very soon, so keep your eyes peeled! ✨

24/08/2026

We’re off to a festival! 🎪✨
Just a little heads-up that we won’t be posting any orders over the long bank holiday weekend.
If you want to get your order in before we disappear, please place it by Tuesday night. An order placed early Wednesday morning might still make it into the post too… because my mum is currently doing the posting and she is, quite frankly, an approval ju**ie 😂🖤
But Wednesday she’s heading off to the festival too, to help us out with the baby, so after that there’ll be absolutely no orders going out until we’re back on Tuesday.
Thank you, as always, for your patience and support. 🖤
Have an absolutely awesome bank holiday weekend, wherever you may be and whatever you’re getting up to!
BiGLoVe,
The Heathens 🖤

📷 This fantastic photo has been shamelessly pinched from the Green Gathering page! 😂🖤
One of our absolutely awesome customers rocking our handmade ruffs and wrist ruffs beautifully. 🖤
We bloody love seeing our creations out there being worn, lived in and looking fabulous!

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