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Nobody:Absolutely nobody.Le***an group chat at 2am:"Should we all move to a cottage by the sea?" πŸŒΏβ˜•If your group chat ha...
18/08/2026

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody.

Le***an group chat at 2am:
"Should we all move to a cottage by the sea?" πŸŒΏβ˜•

If your group chat hasn't planned a coastal escape, adopted three rescue dogs, and argued over paint colours for the kitchen... are you even friends? πŸ˜‚

Tag the friend who would say "I'll start looking on Rightmove." πŸ‘€

πŸ’¬ What's the most unhinged thing your group chat has discussed after midnight?

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Follow us for more WLW memes, q***r humour, and tees that say what everyone else is thinking.

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🌈 Think you know le***an history? Think again.From where the word sapphic comes from to the women who changed LGBTQ+ vis...
17/08/2026

🌈 Think you know le***an history? Think again.

From where the word sapphic comes from to the women who changed LGBTQ+ visibility forever, these are some facts every q***r person (and ally) should know.

Our history didn't start with us, and it definitely shouldn't be forgotten. πŸ’›

πŸ“– Swipe through, learn something new, and celebrate the people and moments that helped shape our community.

πŸ‘‡ How many of these did you already know? Tell us in the comments!

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Share this with someone who'd love these facts.
πŸ’¬ Save it for later.
🀍 Follow us for more q***r content, history, and unapologetic self-expression.

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🚨 THE OFFICIAL WLW HAIR STUDY HAS BEEN RELEASED.We're not saying your haircut determines your personality.....but we're ...
16/08/2026

🚨 THE OFFICIAL WLW HAIR STUDY HAS BEEN RELEASED.

We're not saying your haircut determines your personality...
..but we're also not not saying it. πŸ‘€

πŸ’ˆ Buzzcut
🎸 Wolf Cut
🌼 Curtain Bangs
πŸ–€ Bob
🌊 Long Curls
⚑ Mullet

Be honest...

Which one are you? (Or tag the friend who fits one perfectly. 😭)

⬇️ Drop your haircut in the comments.

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🚨 LE***AN COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.Case  #001:She liked your Instagram story.....from 127 weeks ago.The court will now he...
15/08/2026

🚨 LE***AN COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.

Case #001:

She liked your Instagram story...
..from 127 weeks ago.

The court will now hear your completely rational explanations.

⬜ Guilty of flirting.
⬜ Accidental scroll.
⬜ Fell asleep with Instagram open.

The jury (the comments) will decide. βš–οΈπŸ‘‡

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She replied..."hehe xx"I've already imagined our first holiday, met her imaginary dog, and picked out matching mugs.This...
14/08/2026

She replied...

"hehe xx"

I've already imagined our first holiday, met her imaginary dog, and picked out matching mugs.

This is what sapphic overthinking does to a person. πŸ’€

Tell me I'm not the only one who's turned one text into a full-blown relationship.

Tag the friend who'd absolutely read the same message 47 times looking for hidden meaning. πŸ‘€πŸ’•

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My therapist said, "Stop people pleasing."So I did.Now I decline plans without writing a five-paragraph apology, mute gr...
13/08/2026

My therapist said, "Stop people pleasing."

So I did.

Now I decline plans without writing a five-paragraph apology, mute group chats in peace, and choose myself without feeling guilty.

Turns out protecting your peace is a lot quieter than chasing everyone's approval. 🀍

If this felt a little too personal... this one's for you.

Tag the friend who's finally putting themselves first. πŸ’™

Mental health isn't something you "fix."It's something you choose, protect, and come back toβ€”again and again.Some days t...
12/08/2026

Mental health isn't something you "fix."

It's something you choose, protect, and come back toβ€”again and again.

Some days that looks like therapy.
Some days it's a walk.
Some days it's simply getting out of bed.

Every step counts.

Be proud of how far you've come, even if today feels small. 🀍

Save this for the days you need the reminder, or send it to someone who might need it today.

Here's a caption that matches the new meme and Savage Cotton's voice:Apparently, "I saw this and thought of you" isn't j...
11/08/2026

Here's a caption that matches the new meme and Savage Cotton's voice:

Apparently, "I saw this and thought of you" isn't just a sweet text.

It's the official beginning of a le***an relationship.

One thoughtful gift later and you're sharing playlists, toothbrushes, and discussing whether the monstera belongs by the window.

We don't make the rules.

πŸŽβ˜•πŸ’€

Who sent you this... or who are you about to send it to? πŸ‘€

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We regret to inform you that our research team has uncovered some deeply concerning facts about le***ans.For example:β€’ "...
10/08/2026

We regret to inform you that our research team has uncovered some deeply concerning facts about le***ans.

For example:
β€’ "Quick coffees" are never quick.
β€’ IKEA is somehow always involved.
β€’ One tote bag is never enough.

We're just reporting the data.

β˜•πŸ’€

Which fact attacked you personally? Be honest.

Tag the friend who's definitely planning your future together after one oat latte.

***anHumour

Apparently, "just a quick coffee" is the official first stage of the le***an lifecycle.Next thing you know you're choosi...
09/08/2026

Apparently, "just a quick coffee" is the official first stage of the le***an lifecycle.

Next thing you know you're choosing paint samples, sharing a Tesco Clubcard, and arguing over which houseplants are "our children."

We can't keep living like this.

β˜•πŸ‘πŸ’€

Who's the U-Haul in your relationship? Tag the one who mentally moved in before the bill even arrived.

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